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Samuel Jackson Beer 

Featured on Chapelle's Show, Samuel Jackson Beer is a parody of Samuel Adams Beer commercials. The sketch features a loud, foul-mouthed Samuel L. Jackson (played by Dave Chapelle) promoting his own brand of beer while wearing Colonial-era clothing and puffing a cigarette.
"Samuel Jackson Beer! It'll get ya drunk! You'll be fucking fat girls in no time! You might even fight a nigger!"

chris jackson

the act of reaching between your legs from behind and masturbate.
look chris is doing the chris jackson!
chris jackson by m to the c February 15, 2010

Sloppy Jackson 

Vaginal intercourse followed by anal intercourse followed by vaginal intercourse and then cunnilungus.
Unbeknownst at the time, the drunken lovers were subjugating the man to the humiliation of a Sloppy Jackson.
Sloppy Jackson by ModusOperandi February 25, 2009

bo jackson

(verb): To break something, i.e. in the way that Bo Jackson would break bats over his knee or over his shoulders. The term can be used to describe the act of intentionally breaking things as well as accidentally breaking something. Other forms: bo jacksoned (past tense), bo jacksoning (present continuous tense).

bo jacksoned (adjective): broken
"If you don't knock it off with that annoying saxophone, I'm gonna bo jackson it."

"What do you mean you didn't do it? Dude, I stood there and WATCHED YOU bo jackson every piece of my stemware!"

"Yo, which one of you clowns bo jacksoned my coffee pot and didn't tell me? There's coffee ALL OVER the place!"

"When she cheated on him, it really bo jacksoned his self-esteem."

"I need to get a new umbrella. This one is bo jacksoned from the wind."
bo jackson by Hat W. March 6, 2008

Randy Jackson 

Randy Jackson says, "yo dawg, that was blazin' molten hot!"
Randy Jackson by Dreadhead285 February 27, 2009

miss jackson 

From Janet Jackson's song Nasty Boys.
miss jackson by Lolola July 7, 2005