Itaxianean

A restaurant that serves Italian, Mexican, asian, and Mediterranean food.

Hey you want to eat Mexican or Italian tonight? Why not the new Itaxianean restaurant up the road?

by daware July 27, 2015

italian mudslide

The act of an over fed Italian dumping on someone's chest

Bill and Tony just had one hell of an Italian mudslide

by D167 December 14, 2015

Italian seatbelt

The act of reaching across to momentarily seize the passenger's breast when avoiding/running over a hazard in the road while driving.

Person 1: "I gave her an Italian seatbelt last night."
Person 2: "What did she do?"
Person 1: "She punched me in the dick."

by pxrkourhackers December 28, 2015

italian spinone

Often seen leaning on people, throwing slobber on ceilings, climbing on stuff like a mountain goat and giving out their love in Italian Spinone doggie bags.

"An Italian Spinone is the best breed of dog in the World. No one could ask for a more loving canine companion" - Heidi Anne Morris

by ItalianSpinoneGifts April 1, 2016

italian flashlight

The act of taking your shaft and smacking another's balls until they shart shoot a load on your stomach in the dark.

I gave Paul an Italian flashlight before bed.

by SillyTurtleTits July 14, 2016

Italian bellyflop

When you tie a persons legs to a heavy object (rock or cement block) then push them off a bridge and they hit the water painfully hard.

That asshole got what he deserved. You should have seen that Italian bellyflop as he hit the water!

by Tagliatelle May 29, 2016

italian grandmother

Due to the frequent beatings that old school Catholic grandmothers bestow upon naughty children, they have worked up quite the wrist strength. This strength can come into play in a whole host of different situations, from grinding pine nuts for pesto to gesticulating out of windows above the village piazza. Luckily enough for the adolescent Italian prospective heart throb, visiting the grandparent's on a spring time Sunday in Sienna does not stir the same deep dread that swells within English children. Namely because they don't get wanked off with anywhere near the same vigor.

(Enter a young man who has just returned from a cinema date with a beauty)

Friend: Hey, how was the film? Get anymore than a kiss?

Proud young man with empty empty balls: Hell yeah I did, got given a mean Italian Grandmother throughout all of Bridesmaids 2...

by Italian Grandmother May 21, 2016