Tiny iron

A very small but a very hard penis.

"Eh, I guess I can ride that it's a tiny iron."

by Quandale jigglenut June 24, 2022

waffle-iron

Someone who supposedly is a brave/strong person with "nerves and/or abs of steel", but who in reality totally wimps out and merely makes vague and indefinite remarks/excuses (i.e., "waffles") whenever a situation arises for him to actually assist/defend/protect someone or do anything else of any real use/effectiveness, especially in cases where his acting/intervening would risk offending others who are "important" to either him or others close to him.

Frustrated child: Anytime my parents are away, I'm always told to ask my Uncle John anytime I need help/advice with anything or to settle any disputes I may have with others, but he usually either claims to be too tired/busy or just smiles amusedly at my tearful complaining tirades and pretends not to understand what my problem is. What a waffle-iron!

by QuacksO June 14, 2018

Ape Iron

Ape Iron is a very overused and versatile term and as such has many definitions:

(a) The salacious sexual act of having an absurdly sharp metal item inserted into any lower orifice

(b)Incredibly hairy junk, when the bush engulfs the penis whilst it is hard as iron

(c) A very hairy flamboyantly gay Canadian iron worker, resembles Cro-Magnum
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(d) also very hairy Rons

(e) A very hardworking hippie that works in the Albertan Oil Sands

Ex: Want to go hunt some fags down at the queer bar?

nah its a bunch of Bears and Apeirons( Ape-Rons)

Ex: I have trouble walking because of my experience with Ape Irons

by HapyCampr August 25, 2018

reduced iron

Iron FROM THE blood of CATTLE often added TO nonkosher food. Commonly known as pig metal.

THAT Bread has reduced iron in it.

by Votegreensavetheplanet October 27, 2021

Non-Heme Iron

Iron which isn't as easily absorbed In the bloodstream as Heme Iron and is generally found in plant based foods such as lentils, nuts, seeds, beans, spinach and potatoes with skin. You may also find Non-Heme Iron in fortified breakfast cereals.

Non-Heme Iron doesn't absorb as easily as Heme Iron, so you're best off recieving your daily dose of Iron from meats (particularly red meat) if you're concerned with your daily Iron intake.

by UltimateDoge September 1, 2022

Iron leg

sudeepa from Sandalwood has been called as Iron leg

Sudeepa iron leg

by Mrkudka January 27, 2021

Ironic wolf

When someone lies about a danger and then when its really there... they ignore the warning and deal with the ramifications

everyone might cry

can be someone who doesnt know being too cautious , this is the ultimate Ironic wolf, that finally there is a real danger... and its not properly reacted to it

similar to look behind you, and there actually is something bad there...

Billy kept joking about there being a danger... Then when there really was one, no one listened to him

Barbara kept pointing out things she thought was of concern, but was wrong about it... this went on for awhile, and most who knew her, just ignored her, until one day she was right.

Ironic wolf

by SoapySardines aka Dorian June 28, 2018