Internet

A reward for being awesome or for a display of total pwnage.

UGer 1: You, sir, win. +1 internets to you.

UGer 2: I'm going to sig that. :haha

by Common UGer February 24, 2009

Internet addiction

Compulsory and excessive engagement in the internet such that it interferes with your IRL life.

The first thing I think about when I open my eyes in the morning is jacking into cyberspace and downlinking some bits, and I wake up at least three times a night to get my WiFix. I've tried canceling the DSL five times, but my Internet Service Pusher won't let me get clean. I don't think I'm ever going to kick this internet addiction.

by !Josh Cheek August 21, 2013

Internet Degenerate

A bunch of fucking retards who are named Travis, Gaje, Josh, etc.

person 1: oh, your such an internet degenerate
person 2: 😡

by epicccxd September 7, 2019

internet fossil

A person who does not understand today's generation comedy/ memes.

*sends Jacob a cursed image*
Jacob: "ok??"
me: "you're such an internet fossil"

by seulgiie September 13, 2019

The Internet is dead

The Internet is dead. You cannot prevent this. You do not enjoy the Internet the Internet enjoys you. No matter what you will not be happy. Please just turn off your Interent right now.

There is nothing you can do resistance is futile.

Person 1: *insert random meme here*
Person 2: The Internet is dead because of scum like you. GTFO.

by Secret Dragoon July 7, 2009

Internet Slut

A girl who will have cyber with anyone online. Also named a google whore.

That girl is such an internet slut! =P

by TheHacker December 1, 2007

internet

1)Something I invented.
2)A hair net worn by two old women who can't afford a single hair net. They have fallen through the cracks in the Bush Medicaid drug program, and cannot even afford drugs in Canada.
3)A net used to capture rogue interns.

1)Did I mention I also won an Oscar and the Nobel prize, not to mention the presidential election of 2000?
2)Mabel and Shirley took turns holding the cane, but the internet was something they both had to deal with.
3)Somebody should have used the internet on Monica Lewinsky. They only used the presidnet in a nuclear emergency.

by Gore, inventor of the internet and the word fedorable February 23, 2008