Dufresne-ing

When the beauty of something, particularly art, music, or the humanities overwhelms your reasoning. Popularized be the beefy gas boys chat group in reference to the scene in Shawshank Redemption when Andy Defresne ignores his own safety to play opera for the inmates.

I was Dufresne-ing at the museum the other day, I forgot to eat lunch or drink water all afternoon.

by OL Ghost November 20, 2025

Laporta-ing

When a close friend, who claims he can win on his own, lies in the background of the group chat, waiting to take notes and snipe the player that is being discussed by the other members of the group. Then goes ahead and takes that player in the draft. Step 3 (optional) involves photoshop, and documentation that has been altered to show that the player was on his list "all along."

Raj: Lets check out the stats and odds of that new Laporta dude on the Lions
Farbod: I agree, he can probably be a great player.

Raj: Where's Ashwin??
Farbod: Haven't heard from him this whole convo
............Days later
Ashwin: I picked up this player Laporta, who I've been targeting for YEARS now, all on my own.
Farbod: Hmm, seems fishy to me, seems like some Laporta-ing going on..
Raj: Definitely... he tried to show me some sheet of paper too... Lapota-ing to the fullest!

by KingJar92 December 1, 2025

Anto-ing

The verb Anto-ing defines the art of stealing something you think is rightfully yours.

"Stealing from the rich and giving it to the poor (aka yourself)"
- Anton Walbrook, an actor famous for playing mysterious and seductive characters, including jewel thievery.

"Hey JP, stop anto-ing sarthak's Fanta, it ain't yours"

by BigYeetJay December 26, 2025

Pasta-ing

Same idea of "noodling" which is using your hand to catch catfish, except you use your finger to catch "brown trout"

I told that girl I was gonna put my finger in her butt, to which she replied "Oh, I love pasta-ing"

by TheRealApoc January 17, 2025

Stephen "Hauk"ing

When a girl is giving a blowjob and her neck gets tired, so she rests it on her shoulder and continues slobbing that knob.

Example: "Man, I lasted so long my girl started doing the Stephen Hauking...

Example: "Man, I lasted so long my girl had to perform the Stephen "Hauk"ing."

by The blumpqueen January 31, 2025

Jeremy-ing

The act of unknowingly becoming a full-time assistant, personal chef, chauffeur, and life coach for a guy who contributes absolutely nothing in return. Symptoms include retrieving his lost shoe from a bush (like a tragic fairytale side quest), waking up early to look good for him when he barely looks at you, and sacrificing your last shot of Tito’s as if he’s some kind of VIP. May also involve picking up dirty vapes off the floor (why??), editing his homework for an hour, and literally being late to class just to staple it for him. Side effects include exhaustion, regret, and the haunting realization that he still couldn’t remember where you’re from. Treatment: Immediate self-respect and blocking.

“I spent my entire morning whitening my teeth, picking up his dirty vape, and stapling his homework—tell me why I’m out here Jeremy-ing for a man who can’t even keep track of his own shoes?”

by anonymous February 23, 2025

sausage-ing

sticking your penis into someone else’s foreskin

You love sausage-ing

by William Edward Ramsey March 16, 2025