Hipster

Mouthy, know nothing douche' bags, with no morals, who espouse their own superiority while decrying any class systems they think they encounter. They think money is boring, and reactionary, and should be redistributed, but are they willing to pay big bucks for a 40 year old hat, like the one that grandma tried to give them lat week.

After all, if it didn't come from their local version of, 'Retro Sheik', it's just not the same.

Many are sexually ambivalent, but in a hip way, not a sleazy, cloying way.

Hipsters generally think Obama is the Savior, think Cheney is Satan.

But they'll would turn on each other in .68 seconds if / when the Zombie Apocalypse happens.

Overheard Hipster dialogue,

"Yo Jack, wasn't that Sasha, driving by, with Davey, in his '78 Volvo?!"

"...whatevs I'm not salty, that queen nixed me, digs him, but I don't feel capped, I'm with his ex, Charlie."

"...dude, or chick?"

"...would it matter?"

"...not to me pops."

by Schteveo October 17, 2014

Hipster

Alternate word for feminine wash, or douche. Can be used in slang sense.

Mary felt less than fresh and went to the bathroom to Hipster.

Don't be such a Hipster.

What a Hipster!

Mom, do you Hipster?

by Grundlefly April 6, 2014

hippy cold

A hippy cold is a normal cold but you contract it from smoking a bong/pipe/joint with someone that has the virus.

I got this shitty hippy cold. *cough*

by Qdrpl May 13, 2014

Hipster

A false embracing of Nerd Culture portrayed by an uninteresting person brought on by a mock humility, though deep down embracing a sense of artistry and self importance. Aka, a douchebag.

That hipster is wearing a Zelda Self Print T that he made on Gimp 2. What a douchenozzle.

by ChefJames April 18, 2014

hipster

A conformist to non-conformity.

If they use the word "mainstream" more than once in a conversation, you're dealing with a hipster.

by gypsypanther25 May 7, 2014

Hipster

based on observation it is a person, generally white, anywhere from their early 20s to 40s that has come "slumming" back into the inner city because its now cool to come back into the "neighborhood" (another way of saying its safe for androgynous white people), most likely via a bicycle, to show everyone how cool they are by practically all wearing the same square rim glasses and pants so tight their testicles (or ovaries) are literally split in half. this is perhaps why most of them are complete assholes.

casual onlooker 1: Is that guy alright?
casual onlooker 2: which guy?
casual onlooker 1: The anorexic looking one.
casual onlooker 2: who?
casual onlooker 1: That guy (pointing)...the one on the schwinn roadster with the square rim glasses...dear god it looks like he's got a testicle in each pant pocket.
casual onlooker 2: that's a guy?
casual onlooker 1: i think he's one of those "hipsters"?

by imsonotcoolitsridiculous May 9, 2014

hipster sweg

Hipsters cannot over come the power of normal swag, so must obtain their own type of swag, the slightly less powerful swag is sweg, hipsters may pretend to be gangsters by smoking weed 24/7 and listening to Tyler the creator/odd future, but in reality, they will never over come the boundary which separates them from swag and sweg.

Harry Evans has the most amount of hipster sweg in the UK, Leeds is full of hipsters.

by The1whoshallnotbenamedxox June 21, 2014