Mr.Hands

The horse that fucked a man to death,
Also used to describe a man who has been widowed many times

Holy shit did you see the mr.hands video?

man that guy is a Mr.Hands

by Tishkolegpu December 18, 2007

Hands-free masturbation device

Venus 2000 its the next best thing.

Feels so good to be in my Hands-free masturbation device.

by HazRub June 6, 2007

hands-on

1. active and practical

2. controlled manually rather than automatically.

My teacher has a hands-on policy.

by The Return Of Light Joker November 29, 2007

running hands

sumthin ppl say when they wanna fight even though hands dont run .. .

yu talk mad ish so we running hands

by maria victoria raguan May 23, 2009

handshake

slang for jerking off

march 19th is national handshaking day.

or

have you had your handshake today?

by Billy Bichititimen January 27, 2005

hanes with stains

Shitty, skidmarked underpants.

I can't believe I made out with that fat dude wearing hanes with stains.

by smackjer September 12, 2003

hands-free

\'han(d)z-ˈfrē\ (verb)
The act of using any body part other than the hands to masturbate.

I got pulled over for driving erratically, but I was totally hands-free!

by dillymax May 26, 2010