You know how fucking annoying a fucking goose is? You know how you can't get rid of herpes? Now imagine an orney, foul fowl with a bad case of distemper and covered in puss filled herpes sores. That won't go away, that will attach you and thus transmit the goose herpes to you. As your body slowly succumbs to the ravages of disease your hunger for bits of bread only increases along with your hatred of all mankind. Soon the transformation will be complete and you shall know unbounded hatred! HONK!
Damn, that bitch fucking nasty, I wouldn't fuck her with your dick.
Shit, at least she doesn't have goose herpes like your mom.
Shit, at least she doesn't have goose herpes like your mom.
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Me: hey man did you see what Ronnie Did?
Matt: no what did that little creep do?
Me: he totally snuck up on Rachel and goosed her
Matt: oh wow
Me:yeah he’s sick
Matt: Yeah I guess it’s not much different than her husbands long nose Though
Matt: no what did that little creep do?
Me: he totally snuck up on Rachel and goosed her
Matt: oh wow
Me:yeah he’s sick
Matt: Yeah I guess it’s not much different than her husbands long nose Though
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my gf and I were watching this movie, discussing how it was about tried alternative sexualities, and got to that line
"HE'S ON OUR TAIL COMING HARD". -Goose Necking over F14
"HE'S ON OUR TAIL COMING HARD". -Goose Necking over F14
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