Professor Gooch

A man with vast knowledge of the Gooch

That fat, old, irish man from the seaside sure is a Professor Gooch

by Tinytaint July 6, 2025

The Gooch

Snoop Dogg's pet cockroach. Yes he did name it that. Look it up

"have you seen The Gooch lately?"
"No, but I've heard he's the size of a dollar bill"

by Gretelismycat July 13, 2025

India Gooch

Used to describe a really poised woman. She usually is well dressed and wears big frame.

She used to be a Crip gang lord in her past but chooses to pursue something less dangerous like physics or farming.

These types of women are usually armed with knives and guns. So never disrespect a girl like India Gooch.

“ She’s such a India Gooch type of girl , im gon marry her”

by Deeznutspartol December 8, 2025

whole grain gooch

The salty sweat that comes off your nugs after a hard activity and is rubbed off on a potato chip for a tasty snack

Gary whole grain Gooch is just what I needed on my chips when I got home from school

by anacondacot7 May 6, 2016

Swivel the gooch

When you receive a handjob that intricately goes from head to balls but also caresses the gooch in a swivel like motion.

Man, my ex used to give the best handjobs no homo she swiveled the gooch?

Bruh, this new girl I started fucking with wants to take it slow but I don't got time to play. I need to bust one off ASAP. "Maybe you should teach her how to swivel the gooch? "

by Alacardt May 23, 2018

Slurp my gooch

Common phrase used to verbally express a strong desire for another to orally pleasure the area between the (penis/vagina) and the

“Slurp my gooch.”

by Goochslurper October 29, 2020

Smoochin la goochin

It’s where you ship ppl but they don’t like each other that way

you see althea and felix over there they are smoochin la goochin

by swagalici0u5 January 6, 2021