The Kankakee Goosechase

Basically, it's a game of "duck, duck, goose" - but with cocks. (To wit: one fellow going 'round the circle, tapping heads and saying "duck, duck, etc...until a 'goose' is chosen). After the "goose" is chosen, that fellow chases the protaginist around the circle. If he is caught before he has a chance to sit in the newly vacated spot, he then performs oral sex on the "goose", much to the delight of the other players. If he is not caught, the game progresses until somebody gets a blow job. That's...pretty much the point.

"Golly gee, THAT was The Kankakee Goosechase at the bathhouse last weekend? It took me forever to realize that I needed to slow down to get to blow someone!"

by LenaChick December 5, 2012

goose

the goose is the part of the body between your arse hole and your ball sac.

Gaz loves havin his goose licked by crazy geordie stalkers

by stu August 4, 2004

goose

goose refers 2 anyone who is hott and/or sexy! the longer u prolong the word the more hott and/or sexy the person is, e.g. a goooooooooooooooooooooooooose is hotter than a goooooooooose.
Goosey can also b used if u say ''sumone is goosey''

wow Cee is such a goose!shes so goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosey!
Cee is a GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE!!!!

by Mr. Azz August 6, 2006

Goose

A feathered, loud, flying mammel

The goose flew honking all day long

by Goose26 March 2, 2015

Snowy Goose Egg

When a crazy night in Las Vegas or Atlantic City takes a turn for the worst. I know what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, but a Snowy Goose Egg is when you spend all of your gambling winnings on hookers and cocaine. Then proceed to put all the coke on the hooker's ass and blow lines, when she inturn farts and blows all your coke all over the place. Therefore, leaving you with nothing but herpes, shame, no drugs and no money, a big fat goose egg.

Ira won $10,000 in Atlantic City where it then became dust in the wind when he spent all the money on hookers and blow. The hooker gave him a snowy goose egg, leaving him with nothing.

by Ira Goldbaum May 20, 2010

Goose

An object or occurrence which inspires feelings of joy and excitement within an individual usually without expectation or warning of the goodness of the thing. (Can also be applied to the actions of a person)

When you slapped my ex-boyfriend, I didn't realize it would be so goose!

by KatcUp February 9, 2010

goose

To ram a bird in the flange or mouth

"Ah mate I would proper goose her right in the face"

by [e-mail] July 25, 2004