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going pro

when you want to take the next step in your career, not knowing that pro in this case stands for procrastination.
"george, you going pro in video editing?"
George: "yeah man!" *closes premiere and opens youtube tab*
by GrontleGums October 5, 2023
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The worst possible thing to happen during sex. It's when a Guy cant get hard and a chick can't get wet.
Brad: Bro, How did your night with Sandy go? You finally got her to go home with you?
Tyrone: Yeah but it didn't go well. Bruh, That shit was like a Slug Going Down a Sandpaper Hallway. Shit i blame it on my Whiskey Dick.
Brad: Damn man that's fucked up
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im going to pet my spider

Hey steve ill be right back im going to pet my spider in the bathroom!
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im going to ducking kill myself

what autocorrect sees fuck as it sees fuck as duck
Guy 1: oh duck you
Guy 2: did you mean fuck?
Guy 1: ducking autocorrect
Guy 2: autocorrect?
Guy 1: DUCK!!!!
Guy 1: im going to ducking kill myself
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I'm going Fear and Loathing

To take a suitcase full of controlled substances to one place with the intent to ingest said substances with a small intent to distribute.

Similar to a "bender" but with more sales.
Dude! I heard in Ohio the acid is $15/hit, the good weed goes at $20/g, and the opioid's go for a dollar a milligram man... Let's hit Detroit first, load up on the water front, and then I'm going Fear and Loathing on that bitch!
by Raoul Duke XIII July 13, 2012
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Hoein Or Goin

When a bitch wanna show up to the party and drink all your liquor and smoke all your weed without pitching in and being a mooch so you give her 2 options she sucks everyones dick or she can kick rocks as in get the fuck out!!!
That bitch shannon didn't pay her way, she's either Hoein or Goin!
by Stoni tha boss November 18, 2017
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1. The phrase Two-Face wanted Jim Gordon to say in "The Dark Knight".
2. A lie that you tell someone when they are probably going to die.
1. Two-Face: "Tell him everything is going to be alright".

Jim Gordon: "Everything is going to be alright son".

2. John: "Dude everything is going to be alright".

Tom: "NO IT'S NOT, THAT IS A LIE, WE ARE GOING TO DIE!".
by SoliquidForLife January 18, 2019
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