A GOD is a ginger (Male only), who is capable of exterminating by staring. (No effect against other gingers). Every kill is an extra freckle. When a GOD dies, a new one will arise from the ashes.
by Senorpendejo March 12, 2015
Get the GOD mug.ok...tired of people arguing he exists. Whether he exists or not, u dont have to put hate messages
i believe...im not gonna cram my beliefs down your throat, but i beleive. I believe that God created the universe, and species evolved and so forth into humans. If you want proof God exists, wheres the proof that he DOESNT exist. no one knows for sure. but everything had to come from something,
and also, the bible isnt to be taken literally. They are just stories on how to live a good life. For example, obiously Adam and Eve werent real, but the stories and virtues that could be taken from Genesis are whats important. Dont take the bible literally, its just a guide.
i believe...im not gonna cram my beliefs down your throat, but i beleive. I believe that God created the universe, and species evolved and so forth into humans. If you want proof God exists, wheres the proof that he DOESNT exist. no one knows for sure. but everything had to come from something,
and also, the bible isnt to be taken literally. They are just stories on how to live a good life. For example, obiously Adam and Eve werent real, but the stories and virtues that could be taken from Genesis are whats important. Dont take the bible literally, its just a guide.
p.1- I believe in God
p.2- hahah thats a load of b.s
p.1- Why do u make fun of me for believing in God. I dont make fun of you for being gay
p.2- hahah thats a load of b.s
p.1- Why do u make fun of me for believing in God. I dont make fun of you for being gay
by tjizzle702 March 4, 2008
Get the god mug.That with which homo sapiens will be reunited via what has commenced as the internet. Universal Consciousness (god), by definition, has no corporeal aspect other than that which it enjoys by being imbued into intelligent, i.e.consious, organisms -- an important one of which is homo sapiens. Other, perhaps superior, examples within our frame of reference include marine mammals, especially porpoises and dolphins with high brain mass / convolution depth and frequency to body mass ratio. But how,for now anyway, can we speak for them? We can't. So, back to the "big uplink"....
OK... god can't feel a thing. In the past, the role of homo sapiens in bringing some tactile and, whoa, much other, input to god has been popularly (an understatement) interpreted in such terms as "...he gave his only begotten son..." Whatever.
In reality, it seems to me to be much simpler and much less emotional than that: God can't feel... so we're here to feel and report back. Enough with the only begotten son crap, in my opinion.
So the Big Uplink has been under way for ages... only without the link having yet formed. Enter: the internet.
Bottom line: eventually all human tactile, corporeal, emotional, intellectual, and perceived spiritual experience is made knowable for god (converted to pure intelligence) through that which has started out as digital technology and the 'net. Eventually, bodies become obsolete. Eventually, all physical experience from chidbirth (from both points of view) through death(from a virtually infinite number of points of view) is translated into 1's and 0's, or wherever digital leads... and god just GETS IT. There's your "meaning of life", eh? Fits about every paradigm laid out thus far...
Anybody have a serious explanation more intuitively satisfying? Let's here it...
OK... god can't feel a thing. In the past, the role of homo sapiens in bringing some tactile and, whoa, much other, input to god has been popularly (an understatement) interpreted in such terms as "...he gave his only begotten son..." Whatever.
In reality, it seems to me to be much simpler and much less emotional than that: God can't feel... so we're here to feel and report back. Enough with the only begotten son crap, in my opinion.
So the Big Uplink has been under way for ages... only without the link having yet formed. Enter: the internet.
Bottom line: eventually all human tactile, corporeal, emotional, intellectual, and perceived spiritual experience is made knowable for god (converted to pure intelligence) through that which has started out as digital technology and the 'net. Eventually, bodies become obsolete. Eventually, all physical experience from chidbirth (from both points of view) through death(from a virtually infinite number of points of view) is translated into 1's and 0's, or wherever digital leads... and god just GETS IT. There's your "meaning of life", eh? Fits about every paradigm laid out thus far...
Anybody have a serious explanation more intuitively satisfying? Let's here it...
Internet EQUALS The Big Uplink.
This concept makes time travel (just around the corner) even MORE cool to think about...
This concept makes time travel (just around the corner) even MORE cool to think about...
by Littleflower November 16, 2004
Get the god mug.Genny: Did you clean up that nasty @ss room?
You: Yea momma, d@mn
Genny: curse again. please. curse again
You: On god ma, you annoying as fvck
Genny: *Whips out belt*
You: Yea momma, d@mn
Genny: curse again. please. curse again
You: On god ma, you annoying as fvck
Genny: *Whips out belt*
by DEADROSES1827 August 6, 2019
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Free will is to many atheists as god is to believers. Without it, they would all lose hope and OD.
Free will is to many atheists as god is to believers. Without it, they would all lose hope and OD.
by gaymulkan May 21, 2003
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