Glass pounder

A chick you wanna put up against the glass and pound

Holy shit dude, your moms a total glass pounder.. how happy is her marriage?

by Hunky May 24, 2025

radar glasses

Seen a fool from a mile away... milk it.

This boo had her radar glasses on.

by Woodchick April 16, 2024

glass invitation

An insincere invitation. And invitation that the sender gives out of social obligation but hopes the receiver does not act on.

“Yeah Will invited me to his New Year’s party, but I know it was a glass invitation so I won’t be going. He only invited me because someone mentioned the party in front of me.”

by Michael Callahan December 21, 2023

Venus Glassing

An instance where a wifely figure is blamed for releasing fog-demons in an elevator. Also appropriate-and more well known-for the sounds emitted from the bathroom in the morning. I.e fogged mirrors from fog-demons.

'Honey...were those barking spiders or were you venus glassing again?'

*points at wife in elevator* 'she really enjoys venus glassing. It wasnt me'

by A Minnesotan November 20, 2018

Made of art and broken glass

Someone who eats a LOT of chocolate croissants.

"She's made of art and broken glass"

by Aw_k_ward November 20, 2018

Glassing

Putting your penis in someone’s ear immediately after jizzing to give them a “wet Willy”

Barrett: “Yo bro I had two dudes glassing me last night

Ayden: “That’s sick dawg

by ABjohnsonfarts May 6, 2024

cat with glasses

just a random thing that popped into my head

cat with glasses in urban dictionary

by poipeoplepersone February 11, 2022