The irrational fear of spoonerisms.
Dude 1: "What's up, what are you having?"
Dude 2: "Oh, I'm having hazelnuts!"
Dude 1: "AAAAAAAAA!" *Flips table, sprints out of the restaurant.*
Dude 2: "What just happened?"
Waiter: "Oh, don’t mind him. He has garadromiplossaphobia."
Dude 2: "Oh, I'm having hazelnuts!"
Dude 1: "AAAAAAAAA!" *Flips table, sprints out of the restaurant.*
Dude 2: "What just happened?"
Waiter: "Oh, don’t mind him. He has garadromiplossaphobia."
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Dude 2: "GIVE ME THAT RIGHT NOW!!!"
Dude 1: "Chill out, I'm going to give you some."
Dude 2: "SOME? GIVE ME ALL OF THAT!"
Dude 1: "What's wrong with you today?"
Dude 2: "I guess I have garadromiplossaphilia"
Dude 2: "GIVE ME THAT RIGHT NOW!!!"
Dude 1: "Chill out, I'm going to give you some."
Dude 2: "SOME? GIVE ME ALL OF THAT!"
Dude 1: "What's wrong with you today?"
Dude 2: "I guess I have garadromiplossaphilia"
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People come to hang out and scream at the top of their lungs for no reason
Getting in and out of the parking lot is a nightmare
At night time it becomes a stunt track for people who vape and drive sports cars
It also has a movie theater where everything is expensive
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