grandma lips

When a person of either gender has unusually dry, sometimes ribbed lips, which somehow are beyond the use of chapstick. Grandma lips absolutely suck to be in contact with, and in the event of finding yourself in the situation of being with a girl/guy that has grandma lips, get the hell out immediately.

I was taking one for the team last night when I hooked up with that girl Erin, she had terrible grandma lips. My carmex was useless, and I was out in an instant.

by watup taz June 11, 2006

Grandma Moses

A driver who drives really slow in front of you. Referring that he or she drives like an old person

Hey you should pass that car in front of you she's driving like a grandma Moses

by Ohjkgf January 26, 2013

Grandma's cookies

Something special that should only be had or should only happen infrequently.

You can only have grandma's special home-made cookies a few times a year, and only for a small portion of your life until she passes.

"She only curls her hair a few times a year to keep the grandma's cookies effect."

by Qweenqwillava May 4, 2014

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by big daddy poobah June 16, 2017

kenyan grandfather rolex

A martial art form using all instinct and characteristics of mother nature and all creatures in the forrest of london and kenya (common strikes) sheep kick,dillo stomp,cucumber chop,and twisty taco sack these moves are often designed to land on the east side of ones flank and are designed to be fatal strike

mr.toratelli:im a black belt in kenyan grandfather rolex
honey bees:yeah yeah tortise slap me on your own time
mr.toratelli:youll regret this
honey bees:lil bitch
mr.toratelli:(beating ass)
honey bees:i apologize guy

by toratelli none the less January 21, 2010

heck yes grandma

phrase that means 'of course, keep up!'
or a phrase said in excitement of achieving a goal.

"Did you watch The Hills last night?!"
"Heck Yes Grandma!"

Or in other cases..

A young boy wins a game of uno and in a cheerful tone says "Heck Yes Grandma!"

by Sydney L. R. October 17, 2009

grandma lle

Bay Area slanguage for Marijuana! LLE is pronounced "Yay" also known as LLEO which is pronounced: "Yayo". Lle is just the original Columbian spelling of the word. Anyways, the term Grandma Lle refers to Weed, Skunk, Haze, Kush, Jane, all that shit yadadamean, it's like a lleo high for grandmas and shit that don't really wanna get all gacked out can't stand the come down. Also refered to as Granddaddy.

"I'm off that henny and that grandma lle, As we speak..."
E-40 - Some song on My Ghetto Report Card (can't remember which)

"It's good, it's good, like that granddaddy."
-Keak Da Sneak on 'Tell Me When To Go'

by G-Blunted May 25, 2006