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wild goose chase

A frenzied headlong pursuit of someone wif a cute behind dat you wish to pinch.
Dorothy Zbornak's Uncle Angelo speaks of his "being a butt man" and loving da smooth rounded derriere of da hot-bodied waitress whom he later took as his wife, but he also states dat he merely asked said "hot looker" for her hand in marriage; there is no mention of his having to engage in a wild goose chase to catch her so dat he could delightedly squeeze her luscious and sumptuous tushie.
by QuacksO March 22, 2023
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goose

Using your thumb and jabbing it into a person (often their tender bits/ribs) to make them recoil/move. Similar to when a goose tries to bite you in said tender bits.
The guy wouldn't move off of the sofa, so I gave him a good goose to make him move...
by Ripinski Moinskidoinski October 14, 2021
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Goosed

Becoming drunk by drinking too much Goose Island beer.
Dan got so goosed last night.
by ocgrad01 April 22, 2016
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The Goose

Transcendental being unbound by space and time. All of their actions are legendary, both good and bad. The Goose is loved by all.
by Theeternalgoose January 17, 2019
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Goose

Threesome lingo. The lucky (or reckless) third who jumps in with a married couple and takes the bottom role. Called a “Goose” because, just like in Duck Duck Goose, the couple taps you and suddenly you’re it — running around the bed getting tagged from both sides.
“Bro, they didn’t just want a third… they wanted a Goose. I left that bedroom sore, sweaty, and questioning my life choices.”
by Jingle jangle balls October 8, 2025
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Silly goose

Someone who acts really weird, dumb or goofy. Usually refers to stupid people
Tabatha is so dumb. She’s such a silly goose
Jared is a silly goose because he’s so weird
by two.silly.smiles:):) July 19, 2023
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ivan the silly goose

ivan is an extremely silly goose who does silly things! he never sleeps and loves girls from hawaii.
Oh look, its ivan the silly goose eating sushi which is his favorite food!
by ivansbiggestfan June 26, 2021
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