Some anonymous fellow that posts random things about music, and leaves many wondering whether or not he is being sarcastic.
All of his definitions are negatively reviewed, which either means no one sees him for a joke, or I'm reading too deeply into this all. Real Gangsta constantly references how he works at McDonalds. Then again he seems to make very fictitious comments saying that Ja Rule is better than any Rock.
This critter needs to be carefully watched, so as we can decide what he is; A Death Metal, Classical, Classic Rock loving guy, or a pseudo-intellectual, homophobic, religion spiting, heritic hypocrite.
All of his definitions are negatively reviewed, which either means no one sees him for a joke, or I'm reading too deeply into this all. Real Gangsta constantly references how he works at McDonalds. Then again he seems to make very fictitious comments saying that Ja Rule is better than any Rock.
This critter needs to be carefully watched, so as we can decide what he is; A Death Metal, Classical, Classic Rock loving guy, or a pseudo-intellectual, homophobic, religion spiting, heritic hypocrite.
Our Poet Gloriet, Real Gangsta In Da House, On Jazz:
"This is how every jazz song sounds like "KEEP ROLLIN', ROLLIN', ROLLIN', ROLLIN'" That isn't music! That is crap! Go get some Ja Rule you old pensioners."
...On Classical:
"Classical music has no true emotion behind it. True lyricists like Nelly speak from the heart. Classical doesn't have any lyrics so you don't know what they were thinking when they wrote that filth."
... On Classic Rock:
"f you listen to the music carefully, you'll notice, yes it is true, NONE of it is computer generated. It's all guitar crap! Who wants to hear a Satan worshipping drug addict scream about 'I WANT MA DRUGGGSSSS, GIMMMEEEE MYYY DRRUGGGSSS!'"
... and finally on Gangter Rap:
"As every intelligented person knows, msuic MUST consist of the following things
1: Lyrics (Classical has none)
2: A beat (Jazz has non)
3: Computer generated sounds (Rock has none)
...
If you're not a townie and don't listen to Gangsta rap, that means you are a emo which means you must be beaten up and killed for being a miserable bastard.
Straight G fo life nigga!"
Sarcasm or sinisterly serious? You decide...
"This is how every jazz song sounds like "KEEP ROLLIN', ROLLIN', ROLLIN', ROLLIN'" That isn't music! That is crap! Go get some Ja Rule you old pensioners."
...On Classical:
"Classical music has no true emotion behind it. True lyricists like Nelly speak from the heart. Classical doesn't have any lyrics so you don't know what they were thinking when they wrote that filth."
... On Classic Rock:
"f you listen to the music carefully, you'll notice, yes it is true, NONE of it is computer generated. It's all guitar crap! Who wants to hear a Satan worshipping drug addict scream about 'I WANT MA DRUGGGSSSS, GIMMMEEEE MYYY DRRUGGGSSS!'"
... and finally on Gangter Rap:
"As every intelligented person knows, msuic MUST consist of the following things
1: Lyrics (Classical has none)
2: A beat (Jazz has non)
3: Computer generated sounds (Rock has none)
...
If you're not a townie and don't listen to Gangsta rap, that means you are a emo which means you must be beaten up and killed for being a miserable bastard.
Straight G fo life nigga!"
Sarcasm or sinisterly serious? You decide...
by Fierce Grape July 14, 2006
Get the Real Gangsta in da House mug.An 80% Khmai (Cambodian) street gang that started in Lowell Ma in 1992/1993. Sworn Brotherz originated from the infamous "Street Boyz" Gang of Lowell MA. This gang split into 3 factions in '92/'93. One being "SB/Sworn Brotherz" the other "OSB/Original/Oriental Steet Boyz" and the other "NB/Nature Boyz". The main reason remains unknown. Some say it is because many Street Boyz who were Crips had Blood affiliations and that brought strife in the group. Many of the Crip members went on 2 form Sworn Brotherz. Other members who were torn between both started Nature Boyz which repped Green Rag. At the height of SBkz the leadership swelled to over 200 members with Juniors known as "LSB" Little Sworn Brotherz. Responsible for multiple drive by shootings machette limb choppings, killings, armed home invasion, large quanity drug scales, among other infamous illegal activity. Multiple members have been serving long term prison sentences in the Massachusetts and Rhode Island Prison System. Brutal foes of the TRG Gray Rag set that have battled since the Gray Rag Faction showed up to Lowell from California in 1994!! SBkz Gang is one of the most brutal and notorious KHMAI/LAO street gangs across the country! Although they have no national following like other Cambodian gangs (TRG,ABz,EBG) many wannabe and fake pop up sets started after hearing the wrath of the "Original" Sworn Brotherz!
"Cats kno not 2 step 2 a Sworn Brotherz Gang member unless he strapped the fucc up"
"SB bkeen holdin down spots since u wuz succin ya moms tit lil nigga"
"Oh shit is that them Sbz ova dere? They run mad deep, some scary dudes."
"SB bkeen holdin down spots since u wuz succin ya moms tit lil nigga"
"Oh shit is that them Sbz ova dere? They run mad deep, some scary dudes."
by MILL CITY REPRESENTAH January 30, 2009
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Get the Oofer gang mug.First party out of jail and this little suburban Megan was testin' my gangsta, she only wanted me if I'd really done time.
by old lang guy November 16, 2006
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Get the Boot gang mug.FFFM is the ULTIMATE SCORE for any hetero sexual man. Instead of just one man having sex with a woman, he gets to have sex with three women. SO the 3 f's stand for FEMALE FEMALE FEMALE AND MALE...that really means 3 women fucking one man AT THE SAME TIME.
Sometimes while the man is doing one girl, she will be eating out the other, and the other doing the same. or one man getting fucked by one girl, the other two girls are kissing, and he is fingering them. then agian, it could be like all three girls are lined up, bent over, and waiting to get fucked, and each will have their turn. there are numourus possibilites with these kind of sexual encounters. i like it. im sure you do too!
Most sexually crazed men will dream about this sort of thing, sometimes even more, like FFFFM, FFFFFFFM, etc. But then again... what man wouldnt wanna fuck 3 women at the same time.
Sometimes while the man is doing one girl, she will be eating out the other, and the other doing the same. or one man getting fucked by one girl, the other two girls are kissing, and he is fingering them. then agian, it could be like all three girls are lined up, bent over, and waiting to get fucked, and each will have their turn. there are numourus possibilites with these kind of sexual encounters. i like it. im sure you do too!
Most sexually crazed men will dream about this sort of thing, sometimes even more, like FFFFM, FFFFFFFM, etc. But then again... what man wouldnt wanna fuck 3 women at the same time.
camera man: HOLY FUCK i just got an awesome sex tape with Matt Damon that i hid in the house!
his boss: Holy hell! lets see it!
Camera man: *gets the pix* it wasnt just a fuck! it was FFFM Gangbang!
Boss: FFFM! WHO WITH!
Camera Man: Angelina Jolie, Bobbi Billard, and Jennifer Aniston!
Boss: someone is getting a boner-- i mean bonus... let me see these.. excuse me, i have to go to the bathroom for a while *camera man tries to get back the pics, but boss holds them back* WITH THE PICTURES OF COURSE
his boss: Holy hell! lets see it!
Camera man: *gets the pix* it wasnt just a fuck! it was FFFM Gangbang!
Boss: FFFM! WHO WITH!
Camera Man: Angelina Jolie, Bobbi Billard, and Jennifer Aniston!
Boss: someone is getting a boner-- i mean bonus... let me see these.. excuse me, i have to go to the bathroom for a while *camera man tries to get back the pics, but boss holds them back* WITH THE PICTURES OF COURSE
by Kiemyster November 10, 2006
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Marijuana.
"Gans", is Detroit slang. Used for any bud that is good, green, weed. Gans is the bud your dealer always has. Usually pretty cheap, ranging in price depending on it's quality, which can be anywhere between mids and chrons
You can hear Big Herk, a Detroit Rapper, mention gans in a few of his songs
Also spelled ganz or gands sometimes
Marijuana.
"Gans", is Detroit slang. Used for any bud that is good, green, weed. Gans is the bud your dealer always has. Usually pretty cheap, ranging in price depending on it's quality, which can be anywhere between mids and chrons
You can hear Big Herk, a Detroit Rapper, mention gans in a few of his songs
Also spelled ganz or gands sometimes
"You got them gans?"
"I'll throw a bowl of gans."
"A: You pick up from marc?
B: Yeah I got an eighter sack of them gans."
"Strong like gans when that shit first lit" ~ Big Herk
"I'll throw a bowl of gans."
"A: You pick up from marc?
B: Yeah I got an eighter sack of them gans."
"Strong like gans when that shit first lit" ~ Big Herk
by OG Gooch Man January 15, 2009
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