furry crackhead

a cat

This furry crackhead was up until 3am causing chaos

furry crackhead by indica_weeds November 14, 2022

furry wolf pack

a group of people who run around naked and howl at the full moon . Do not engage at night. Especially if said furry wolf pack are screaming "fresh kill"

"i heard howling last night again"
"Damn. must be that furry wolf pack again."

furry wolf pack by nothingtoseehere^^ November 29, 2022

Furry Wealth Paradox

A paradox that questions why furries have so much money despite being terminally online or working low paying jobs.

Person 1: Dude look I drew a fox
Person 2: You're gonna fall victim to the Furry Wealth Paradox aren't you

Furry Wealth Paradox by nothingneko February 1, 2023

Furry trial day 

31st of November, the final day in the "___ a furry day".
Furry trial day is where all furries affected by beat a furry day or hug a furry day get to put the participants on trial for their actions.

Person 1: Dude, why are you looking for a lawyer?
Person 2: It's nearly Furry trial day and I need to lawyer up asap.

Furry trial day by Behold! The name-inator! February 14, 2023

furry war 

the war on tik-tok, gamers versus furries.

sidenote: furries are fucking gay lmfao

you: hey do you want to try on my fursuit and make a few tik-toks about the furry war

me: what the fucc bryan it is 2am what are you doing in my closet i signed a restraining order

you: oh sorry uwu

furry war by tiktoktrap February 7, 2019

Furry Lobster 

Slang term referring to the genital region of a woman with a good amount of pubic hair.

The date went well and ended with a nice serving of furry lobster.

Furry Lobster by alphonse55 May 8, 2007

Furry Ketchup

When a ladies period blood leaks and bleeds up their maxi pad causing the menstrual jelly to ball up and adhere to their muff.

After Jordan passed out drunk last night with her maxi pad on, she awoke to patch of furry ketchup.

Furry Ketchup by Butt Crack Rapist June 13, 2011