Friday

The day before Saturday that has now been ruined by Rebecca Black.

Guy 1: hey, it's friday!
Guy 2: Jesus Christ don't start...
Guy 1: it's Friday, Friday, gettin down on fri-
Guy 2: *punch*

by EnemyPeach October 14, 2011

Friday Boobs

The Act of receiving an email on a Friday from a co-worker containing a large selection of fap worthy tit shots

Hippy: its almost time guys

Team: Time for what Hippy??

Hippy: Time for Friday BOOBS!

Hippy: its almost time guys

Team: Time for what Hippy??

Hippy: Time for Friday BOOBS!

by cdawggg June 5, 2014

Friday Eve

Thursday night because in anticipation of the weekend, it should be like a holiday

Ah, the weekend is almost here! I am going to start early by going out on Friday Eve.

by Pmdmnym July 13, 2015

Friar tuck

When you use your portly belly to push someone out of the way.

Bob heard there was cake in the break room but Larry was blocking the door so he had to friar tuck him to get by.

by Ariktg December 25, 2016

firhaj

Biggest sus on the earth

Tom: Yo who is that guy trying to get Kyle's number?
Bob: The gay guy?
Tom: Yea
Bob: Yea thats firhaj

by BobbyMcPhareson March 18, 2017

Friday the thirteenth

Friday the thirteenth is the best day you could ever have lived through... the only night that you can wake up, knowing that you have just been raped by a demon

God! Tonight is Friday the thirteenth! Well, see you if I live.

by Small-pp-boi September 13, 2019

Farihan

A bombing, fajita-eating, curry munching, paki, who is actually from Bangladesh. Has over 10000 cousins all with similar sounding names.

Man, if you eat one more bowl of that curry, you might turn into a Farihan.

by fajita noodles October 7, 2020