pity friend

Someone you are only friends with out of pure pity.

My pity friend is fat and obsessed with Inuyasha.

by Kaity v December 9, 2008

my friend

How to secretly code to call someone a mother fucker in an email or txt conversation

Thanks for more work, my friend!

by Deeno1969 March 10, 2009

Friend Zone

When somebody, usually a male, gets needlessly offended by the fact that a girl isn't attracted to them romantically and/or sexually.

The female will then say something along the lines of, "I'd rather just be friends." This is apparently some sort of 'bitch move'.
See also girlfriend zone and butthurt.

Guy 1: "Did you hear about Sarah? I wasted two weeks on that bitch and she said she wanted to be friends!"

Guy 2: "Dude, you got friend zoned."

Guy 3: "Um, dude, she just doesn't have feelings for you. Get over it. She can't control who she's attracted to."

by friendzonerealtalk February 15, 2013

true friend

"Our true friends are those who are with us when the good things happen. They cheer us on and are pleased by our triumphs. False friends only appear at difficult times, with their sad, supportive faces, when, in fact, our suffering is serving to console them for their miserable lives.”

There are very few people who are true friends.

by content_liar October 16, 2008

friend with benefit

it's when you don't want a serious relationship but you want him / her as your toy to fuck around with.It also can be when she / him are already in a realtionship but you like that person so he/she agrees to be your friend with benefit.

Your brother is hot but already has a girlfriend so we agreed that I'll be his friend with benefit.

by AshleyPe December 19, 2006

boy friend experience

affection oriented male escort. see GFE

sexy 24 guy total boy friend experience

by alejandro cortez October 9, 2007

Designated Gay Friend

When lacking in a gay friend; the chosen selected male to fill this void in a group of females. This male will rarely accept his role as the gay friend whose responsibilities include fashion consult and drama queen, so it is necessary to keep their designation as a personal joke for as long as possible. Once the cat is out of the bag, tell them they are allowed in dressing rooms, cause, well, they're gay! *wink*

Designated Gay friend's role

Girls: "*insert name*, does this look ok?"
DGF: "How should i know?"
Girls: *glare*
DGF: "Well, actually the teal would go so much better with your complexion..."

by Donna Frank July 19, 2006