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free

1) Requiring absolutely no monetary compensation
2) Really damn delicious; as in free samples at Whole Foods
3) Comparative term meaning exceptionally good and generally very awesome
1) Dude, that software is so free! You can download it at gunbound.net.
2) Holy crap, these cookies are so free!
3) Jebus, the car just looks like it was free.
by RoboSpy March 12, 2004
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free fire

a game for people that like to get cheated on
Friend 1: Who is that guy?
Friend 2: Oh hes my 2nd boyfriend
Friend 1: Your boyfriend doesnt care?
Friend 2: No, he is busy playing free fire
by hehehehiiiii June 1, 2021
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Feel Free

The act of feeling free to do as one wishes in any situation
Ho: Hey man you want a blowie?
Guy: Feel Free
by ThePrjctMyhm August 8, 2008
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Freeball

When a man has sex without a condom.
1. When you freeball a chick, you run the chance of getting an STD.

2. I freeballed my girlfriend last month, and now we think she's pregnant.

3. I can't believe he was freeballin' that girl! Who knows what he could have caught?!
by daratman7 April 30, 2008
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Rent Free

A phrase originally meaning whenever someone can't stop obsessively thinking about something or someone, particularly something unimportant, or someone who isn't even remotely thinking about them in return.

However, due to overuse by morons, has come to just be a regurgitated, automated response to criticism of something someone doesn't want criticized. Often used as a coping mechanism whenever an actual, intelligent rebuttal can't be made.
Person 1: "I don't like this restaurant. Every time I go there, the tables and chairs are sticky and the service gets my order wrong."

Person 2 (smugly believing they are somehow making a point): "Oh yeah? Well, that restaurant is living in your head RENT FREE!!!"
by Papergrin August 6, 2021
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Free Range Yard Ape

Similar to the traditional Yard Ape however this subspecies is typically let free of the bounds of a fenced yard (while still chained to others of the species) and allowed to perform menial tasks about the plantation.

When in free range mode, local liquor stores must be kept under close watch as this species has a predisposition for robbery, usually around the time child support payments are due.

In order to maintain a high level of energy Free Range Yard Apes will typically seek out - chickamelon, 40 oz. malt beverages, all manner of fried chicken, watermelon, collard greens, hogmall, and red drink.
Free Range Yard Ape >> "Heyz mista plantation owner, Ize a really likin' bein' a free range yard ape, but Ize ain't liking the work."

Plantation Owner >> (While whipping Free Range Yard Ape) You want less work? Maybe after I work your ass over with the whip you will appreciate being a Free Range Yard Ape!

Free Range Yard Ape >> Yes massa'!
by Some Dumbass October 14, 2008
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