FORD

better and faster than your p.o.s. GM, and they look much,much better

That ford is so much quicker than my GM

by Anonymous May 15, 2003

ford

Failed On Race Day
Found On Road Side Dead

On South Park Kenny Dies all the time cause he's parents drive a ford!!!!

best car ever '69 Camero SS with a 572 under the hood.good night mustang

by Chevy Man January 5, 2004

ford

A piece of shit car

Hi, my Ford just broke down. Can you give me a lift in your Holden?

by Holden rocks September 12, 2003

FORD

Found
On lease by
Retarded
Dipshit

they fuckin suck...

Look at all the cars and trucks on the side of the road...they are all fords...

by Desi- Crazycanadian October 8, 2005

florida

Florida is a fucking hellhole full of idiots,morons and especially DEADBEATS! Every loser in the country gravitates down to the dick of america to avoid paying their bills,child support etc.Then if someone comes after them,the file bankruptcy and stiff everyone.If you dont speak spanish,you may as well forget it.The Cubans who lived there for 30 years dont even try to speak english.The best day of my life was when I moved from that shitbox back to the West Coast

Florida is a hellhole full of deadbeats,crackheads,losers and fucking morons

by SmartGirl August 19, 2006

"Florida feedbag"

A perverse sexual act involving cunnilingus followed by the vomiting of orange juice, and more cunnilingus.

"To give her the full experience of the Sunshine State, I was sure to include the "Florida feedbag" in our late night activities."

by JessviaLeaviaZac December 10, 2006

ford

I'd rather drive a Ford than push a Chevy.

GM=Generic Motors
Chevy=Driven by people who can't spell Chevrolet.
Dodge=as in "Let's play Dodgeball, or Smear the queer".
Toyota=One-half toy.
Nissan=Pisson Nissan
Lexus=Not in Texas(also a pornstar name)
BMW=Bite my weiner
Mercedes=a pornstar name.
Cooper Mini=Not for meni.
VW=Fart fair nougat?
Mazda=Shoulda nuked 'em.
Honda=Good lawnmowers!
Subaru=Filing a Lawsuit against Mr. Baru
Hyundai=Wouldn't let my cousin test drive on the expressway.
Kia=another pornstar name.Kia, wouldn't wanna be ya!
Isuzu!=Bless you.Kleenex?

by aereilly July 30, 2003