tiny foot licker

when someones foot is smaller then the other one and someone licks it

Johnathan did you hear that brad is a tiny foot licker

by tinyfootlicker February 15, 2022

61st Regiment of Foot

A group of absolute retards, sometimes confused as alt right. These dumbasses constantly get into fucked up situations and must scooby doo that shit out.

Join the 61st Regiment of Foot, the finest, most retarded Holdfast regiment out there.

by TheMemeingFur February 13, 2021

Moist Carpet Foot

When you get water on your feet and walk on a carpet (or rug) and ur feet feel weird and you get that weird carpet smell.

“Yo I got moist carpet foot” said Tommy

“Ew dude get away from me” said Chris, disgusted.

by vngel1a March 1, 2021

Close but no ducks foot

When you are close to getting something but don't get it.

Close but no ducks foot to getting a Bullseye

by Quack-attack April 26, 2021

foot fag

someone who has a sexual attraction or fetish to feet, human or otherwise

caitlin stop touching my cats toes you thotty foot fag

by BigGayHomo March 30, 2019

foot fag

someone who has a sexual attraction or fetish to feet, human or otherwise

caitlin stop touching me cats toes you thotty foot fag

by BigGayHomo March 30, 2019

two foot head

a man with a disproportionately large head. may also have enormous feet.

Don Bysouth: two foot head

by Suzettah February 20, 2009