February 17

The day to jokingly ask out a short blonde girl

1: wanna go out?
2: Eww no
1: wooh I only asked cause it February 17

by Yellownote February 11, 2022

February 12,

A day where everyone forgets your birthday

Harry: its February 12, Angelica's birthday
Draco: " she has a birthday? What a waste of time"
Harry: "poor angelica"

by Draco obsessed January 8, 2021

February 14

a day where ugly people get chocolates from their parents

boy1: hey did you get a valentine
boy2: i got some chocolate from my parents
boy1: that makes sense

valentines day February 14

by largedonkey64545 January 27, 2021

February 8th

People who are born on February 8th tend to be very humorous and sexual, HOWEVER they are the absolute worst, they are very evil and basically come from the devil. If their name begins with an a, h , or an e, stay away from them. Watch out if they are born from 2000-2007.

“ your birthday is February 8th? What year?” “Oh, 2002” “ you know what, I have this thing I have to get to, I’ll see you in hell.”

by Mrs.Saturn English Teacher January 27, 2021

February 15

If someone asks you are obligated to send a forehead picture

Hey it’s February 15th, let me have a look at your forehead lady

by Bobtookmyhorse January 28, 2021

February 2nd

National short person appreciation day

It’s February 2nd, national short person appreciation day

by Nsjdhhsksjs February 2, 2021

February 2

Ask out your crush day.

"Damn baby you is fine as hail! yk what its February 2 so, trynna date"
"shiiiii if you say so''

by thatsexyting February 2, 2021