february 28th

Slap your sister day.

Y/n: Hey, do you know what day it is?
Sister: No.
Y/n: It’s February 28th, slap your sister day!
*Slaps sister*

by Jdahsgs August 9, 2021

February 7

National Kick a Blonde named Marissa Day

You: "Hey Marissa it's February 7th"
Marissa: "yeah and?"
You *Kick*

by theguyyoumightknow December 5, 2021

February 22

National Worst Day of the year. This day sucks. This day is booty cheeks. If this is your birthday I'm sorry... SIKE this day sucks cause of you.

UGH it's February 22 damn no wonder I'm having such an ass day.

by ThickburritoaAss February 22, 2021

February 17th

February 17 a day for segs and lots of love

It's February 17th let's get busy

by Hazzzzaaa December 3, 2020

February 2nd

National short person appreciation day

It’s February 2nd, national short person appreciation day

by Nsjdhhsksjs February 2, 2021

February 13

the day when every single person doesn’t know what to do because it’s gonna be Valentine’s Day the next day so they panic and don’t know what to do or who to say yes to or who to ask and what to do it’s not the best day 🙄

Single Pringle: it’s February 13 the worst day of my life
Person:why?
Single Pringle:I don’t have a valentine for tmrw

by Dandanom February 13, 2021

February 12

February twelve is the day you can get a vibe check pass, even if you don’t give vibe checks.

“Dude, it’s February 12. vibe check day. I’m vibe checking you”

“Goddammit Dave fine”

by Bitchfish February 12, 2021