Fake hood

A person (or a place) that pretends to be in the hood and talks with a blaccent when in reality they’re just from a predominantly white middle-class suburb.

Jake: Yo bro I think Lataysha is fake hood
Stefan: How u know?
Jake: One of her friends found her address and she just from some random-ass white neighborhood
Stefan: DAMNNN she fake hood fr fr

Fake hood by Corgimations July 23, 2023

Spring Fake 

Going on a "Spring Break" vacation even though you have graduated.

I can't wait for Spring Break! SPRING BREAK (YEAR)! WOOO!

- You aren't in school, you don't get a spring break.

SPRING FAKE (YEAR)!!!! WOOO!

Spring Fake by pooksmcgee February 6, 2010

headset fake 

The act of wearing a telephone headset prior to going to talk to someone who is either a bore or take much more time than needed. When you tire of the conversation you act like you are answering your phone and walk away. Very useful when the use of the kaygina shuffle is difficult.

I have to go talk to Bill, I am wearing my headset so I can make a quick exit by using a headset fake and pretending to answer a phone call

headset fake by Ral_phie June 11, 2010

Femi-Fake

That fold in a chick's jeans, in the crotch area, when it looks like she's got a dick.

Look at that chick sitting down-she's got a Femi-Fake

Femi-Fake by acmesupply September 28, 2013

Chocolate Fake 

A white cake with chocolate icing, thus impersonating a chocolate cake.

I'm really craving a chocolate fake.

Chocolate Fake by smerkley January 7, 2015

musical faces 

Like musical chairs, except when the music stops, instead of battling it out to be the first to sit on a chair, competitors must sit on someone's face.

"Dude, you shoulda been at the sex party, we played a sick game of musical faces. Stevie got some 24 carat gold ass sitting' on his face!"

musical faces by Bonuspointsformonreal January 18, 2016

National fake ass friends day 

On the day February 8th you get to post all the fake friends you have no offence to the people who get posted.

“Have you heard it’s national fake ass friends day today today will be great ”

National fake ass friends day by Yourmum225 February 2, 2020