Facebook Balls 

When someone (usually a guy) won't talk to you to your face but they'll comment on your statuses/pictures, post on your wall, poke you, send you messages, "like" everything you do, and facebook chat you so much that your Facebook account exploes.

Instances of "facebook balls"
Hey, what's up? (wall post or facebook chat)
Hahahahaha (status/picture comment)
"Like"

Facebook Balls by youwillnevagethislalalalala December 6, 2009

facebook faggot 

a person who chronicles their daily minutia on facebook while believing that someone out there really gives a shit

Teresa is such a facebook faggot I know when she's ovulating.

facebook faggot by tjbf55 March 22, 2009

facebook cockblocked 

The inability to post anything potentially objectionable or politically incorrect to your facebook account out of fear that your boss or co-worker may see it and exact retribution or blackmail.

"Man, I would like to post this article about why marijuana should be decriminalized, but I can't because my boss could see it and then, there goes my promotion". "Dude, you're facebook cockblocked, for real".

facebook cockblocked by mp2009 February 4, 2009

Facebook Birthday Flop 

The embarrassing situation where one's unpopularity is revealed by a disappointingly low number of public birthday wishes on one's Facebook wall, especially in comparison to others in one's peer group.

"Hey Steve, just looked at your wall and saw only three people wished you a happy birthday? WTF?!"

"I know man, so bummed. It was a total Facebook Birthday Flop :-(("

Facebook Birthday Flop by MP123 April 10, 2010

facebook official 

As almost all teens are addicted to facebook these days, a relationship is only legit if it is facebook official: when you update your status on facebook to "in a relationship"; its a huge-o slap in the face when you're supposedly dating someone but they don't make it known via facebook

Girl to her boyfriend: "we aren't facebook official! Do you wanna break up or something? Are you ashamed of me?!" Boyfriend: "god jenny you're so hormonal!" (for further usage, visit your local high school)

facebook official by ars1106 May 19, 2008

Facebook Stalker

When someone likes a person and they go to their Facebook profile to look at pictures of them and read about them they become a Facebook Stalker

-hey man, why are you always hanging on that girls' facebook profile?
-I'm not always on her profile!
-yes man! You are a real Facebook Stalker!

Facebook Stalker by ZnappHansk September 3, 2009

Facebook acquaintance 

Someone with whom you converse on a semi-regular basis via Facebook, but almost never in person. Should you legitimately meet said acquaintance face-to-face, neither one of you will act as if you know or have ever talked to the other.

-Hey Gil, are you ever gonna get the cahones to ask Katie out?

-Nah, I don't know how to approach her and talk to her for real. We're only Facebook acquaintances.

Facebook acquaintance by ct110 June 19, 2010