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Obsidian Empire

A discord empire owned by alostshinymagnus, and is in the Jebendian Commonwealth
Yo bro, the Obsidian Empire is the best!
by ALostShinyMagnus April 21, 2024
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whiskey express

When your drink a lot whiskey/scotch/bourbon and driving a car afterwards.
“Be careful getting behind the wheel tonight… I’ve had some close scrapes on the whiskey express
by Tactical-teacup April 24, 2024
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Rodriguez express

A Mexican gangbang at the restaurant “On The Border”
Welcome to On The Border, would you like to try the special? It’s the Rodriguez express!
by DeezNeetz May 2, 2024
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Ottoman Empire

Whenever a male simps so hard for a female he let's her use him as a footstool.
Landyn is such a Ottoman Empire to Alexis.

Guy 1:"Dude, I thought that the Ottoman Empire didn't exist anymore until I saw Landyn and Alexis."

Guy 2: "Right?"
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Dope Empire

Dope Empire is a notorious truck group. If you are a member of Dope Empire you are likely to be a kind young man that has a lot of lady friends. Another truck group, High Class , is the so called younger brother of Dope Empire. This goes to show that if your in High Class your probably a bitch. DE will forever be on top.
Elizabeth: “Do you know anyone in Dope Empire?”
Anna: “OMG yes they are all so handsome!”
by DEONTOP June 16, 2024
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Roman Empire

Roman Empire is the definitive homeland of Caucasian civilization; stretches from Morocco to Bangladesh.

Produces people who are 100% reliant on Caucasian privelege and who will fail (because of their own long-standing reliance on Caucasian privelege) the second people stop respecting Caucasian Provelege.

Even though Russians/Asians wrote pretty good content starring Caucasians (both presented as fact/history and presented as fiction), Neanderthals themselves would rather swing around jungles in Brazil, pretending to be from uncontacted tribes and wearing feathered hairdresses.

Puts a whole new meaning to, "Muhammad used his Daddy's billions to get his hands on military grade equipment to kill other Caucasians for no reason and destroy the Roman ruins in his country, then decided to go run away".

Caucasians go the Aladdin route, complete with bizarre clothing, bizarre costumes and an autistic fake attempt to make themselves "ethnic".

India and Free Palestine are like that autistic cartoon about mice pretending to be ethnic, complete with autistic accents and speech impediments.
Roman Empire is proof that only good Caucasians are those with Asian authors. Neanderthals themselves have such severe autism.
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Anal Expressive

(From Psychology)
Adjective
- the exact opposite of "anal retentive" where one hides the fact one defecates or pounds gargantuan stink burgers out their double bun burger farm, the anal expressive obsessively talks about, and or applies creativity to concept of defecting, one he or she once hid from.

Diarrhea scientists theorize that the Anal Expressivity s an example of a Newton's Third Law or Motion, namely it is an"equal and opposite reaction" of being Anal Retentive at an early stage in life.
When I was younger I was anal retentive. I couldn't poop anywhere but at home. Today I teach courses on how to take a shit off a 5 story building and am the editor of Power Defecator Magazine. I'm anal expressive.
by Nards Eubanks September 18, 2024
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