Small ears

Small ears = absolutely massive cock

Hey, you know jimmy right? He may have small ears but he rocked my world last night

by Taco lover 69 April 14, 2021

Flat earther

Morons who believe the earth is flat, even though it makes no sense from 3 key points
1. If earth is flat, why are the other planets not?
2. If earth is a disk, explain how from the moon, earth has some continents that remain hidden from view when looking at it straight on?
3. If earth Is flat, then how can you explain how Antarctica is a massive island that can be seen from space?

Bonus point!
If earth is flat then why is the water not pooling to the centre of the world's surface due to gravitational pull to the centre of the world?

Normal person 1: uses logic to disprove flat earther's conspiracy theories

Flat earther walks away
Normal person 2: outstanding move!

by Dopeytwitsucksatfootball October 18, 2021

Down To Earth Man

Down to Earth Man is Harry, hes so down to earth they simply call him Down to earth man

That Harry is down to earth man, you know

by JesusManHaha August 15, 2019

Last Man on Earth

Effectively, the man any woman happens to be with, under lockdown, for the duration of the coronaviral era.

"You have complaints? Please, feel free to find someone else, because right now I may as well be the last man on earth."

by Monkey's Dad March 30, 2020

Earth Day

A day where Democrats celebrate how trashy the earth is.

The asshole Democrats celebrated earth day.

by Saltine God April 22, 2019

cat ears

the ears of a cat...

THE EARS OF A CAT!!!!!!!!!!!!

(commonly found in the gang of the long-haired trench coaties with "OH PAPA! YOU GOT ME A PONY!?" tails)

oh my Rumphius, those are quite the cat ears your wearing today! Your a true trend setter! like the Cats Meow!!! (Rumphius say: come here right MEOW!)

by Jimmy99827 May 15, 2008

Dale Earnhardt

Whenever I watched him racing in NASCAR, he was always starting some crap with someone out on the racetrack. If it wasn't another racer; he was complaining to NASCAR about how the cars wouldn't race or handle the way he wanted them to. He was a real whiner and a crybaby. He was nicknamed the intimidator because he was just exactly that: a bully and a cheater.

And NASCAR just handed him some wins; because they wanted to make it a cinderella story. (just like the Polish guy Kulwicki; who stole the 1992 Championship from Bill Elliott. Kulwicki didn't actually win; NASCAR rigged it for him...) He was the biggest phony in NASCAR; just like Alan Kulwicki and Jimmie Johnson.

Bill Elliott was the real unsung racer of old-school NASCAR; and the real NASCAR champion/record-breaker. The only reason Elliott didn't win as many championships; is because NASCAR rigged them for Earnhardt, Tim Richmond or Alan Kulwicki, or the Hendrick Racing Team. (I've been watching NASCAR since I was a little kid in the 1980s. if you don't believe that NASCAR races are payed or rigged to an extent; (conspiracy) for ratings, then you must be an idiot of sorts.)

Also, if it was the last lap, he would always do reckless bullshit like attempt to wreck or spin-out the racer in front of him; in order to gain a position or win. cheater

And everybody is just being nice because he died.

Dale Earnhardt was a prick.

by Cliff Calvert February 21, 2018