Snuggie dysmorphia is when you wear your Snuggie that you love and feel amazing wearing it, then you walk past a mirror and feel like you look fatter in some places, especially in your midriff, which makes you self conscious, but the comfort cancels it out a little bit.
by Obsidiankeylimes2 December 26, 2023
Get the Snuggie dysmorphia mug.Rebecca looks around the room at the other works around them. The sudden chill of artist dysphoria sets in as they start to feel they are not good enough for the room they are in.
by Coffee Carno January 22, 2024
Get the Artist Dysphoria mug.Tom: I feel like I need to burp and just can't.
Craig: I think you might be suffering from eructile dysfunction.
Craig: I think you might be suffering from eructile dysfunction.
by BuffDudeTotally February 22, 2024
Get the eructile dysfunction mug.The feeling of unsatisfaction in your current time period, where you feel like you should've been born in a certain time period or want to live a certain lifestyle from a certain time period
by Zukai March 8, 2024
Get the Time Dysphoria mug.English, Phrase (Philosophical/Medical) Psycological Or Cognitive Pediment created by subconscious bias memory reinforcement and our inability to perceptually grasp the nature of time. A point in life at which you are no longer sure if it is more frightening looking at how far you've come, or imagining ahead to how much farther you may yet have to go. In life you may feel a deep sense of nostalgia for the past for many reasons, one of which may be caused by our brains interplay of; Our subjective "sense of time", the process by which we fabricate memories to order time, and the nature of time relative to ones own personal experiences. Overly disproportionate cognitive biases, becoming so tenuous it balances out, and the fear of an uncertain future vs. reinforcement of positive past memories cancel one another, causing longing for the "good ole days" when in reality they were likely neither as "good" nor as fond as one remembers.
Example
Kenan, "Wow man, I sure do miss Good Burger that was a better time, any day I would gladly go back."
Kel, " Actually the past was terrible, I think you may have EXISTENTIAL DYSLEXIA, you are only seeing the good parts in your mind because we tend to reinforce the fond memories, and the future always has a potential for uncertainty which carries implicit fear of the unknown."
Kenan "Wow, Kel, you may be right, I never knew you were this intelligent..."
Kel "Huh? Oh yea... WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER! HOW MAY I GIVE YOU YOUR GOOD BURGER??!"
Kenan, "Wow man, I sure do miss Good Burger that was a better time, any day I would gladly go back."
Kel, " Actually the past was terrible, I think you may have EXISTENTIAL DYSLEXIA, you are only seeing the good parts in your mind because we tend to reinforce the fond memories, and the future always has a potential for uncertainty which carries implicit fear of the unknown."
Kenan "Wow, Kel, you may be right, I never knew you were this intelligent..."
Kel "Huh? Oh yea... WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER! HOW MAY I GIVE YOU YOUR GOOD BURGER??!"
by JMorrow March 30, 2024
Get the Existential Dyslexia mug.Constantly worrying about how your eyebrows look and/or they’re even or symmetrical enough.
Addicted to having eyebrow perfect at all times.
Addicted to having eyebrow perfect at all times.
by Realtslk April 12, 2024
Get the Eyebrow dysmorphia mug.i.e - you believe and infinity coupe is a Nissan skyline and switch badges to further aid in your belief that car is something that it is not thereby one experiences car dysmorphia
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