Dutch Elevator

Farting in an empty elevator as you exit, leaving it for some poor, unsuspecting soul to enjoy.

Hey Paul, that Dutch Elevator is cruising up and down like a ghost net, waiting to snare some poor bastard.

by Masaj Marod June 21, 2019

DUTCH CLAN

The best clan ever.

Oh really you’re in DUTCH CLAN

by LEONO DUTCH November 13, 2019

Dutch Oven

When you fart underneath the blankets, and then pull the covers over your head so you can smell your own gas is all of it's glory.

Dave: "Whats that smell?"
Kendell: "Sorry I just did a Dutch Oven"

by lolmycomet December 17, 2019

Dutch Oven

A Dutch oven is when u fart under the covers a bed and don’t air it out. As a result you will end up with a warm and smelly surprise.

Girl: I don’t sleep with Cormac anymore.
Guy: Why?
Girl: Because every time I’m trying to fall asleep I’m hit with a Dutch Oven

by Absurdly Large Schlong February 13, 2020

Saucy Dutchman

A sexual act where the partners defecate on each others lips then they ejaculate onto each others mustache and then they proceed to eat each others mustache.

Cody enjoys performing the saucy dutchman when he hires male hookers.

by dug1988 July 27, 2009

Drunken Dutchman

A DRUNKEN DUTCHMAN refers to someone on the toilet who sings like David Bowie while having diarrhea.

"Where's Harry?" - "Listen closely - hear the singin'?" -"Oh my god, he's being a drunken Dutchman again, ain't he?""

by PirateThePirate September 10, 2020

The Squinty Dutchman

The Squnity Dutchman is when you're fooling around with someone and you're about to do it, then somebody walks in the room and interrupts you when you have your shirt halfway off. Then they pretend to look away but really they're still looking at you, thus the squinting. This usually only happens when you're about to bone someone of dutch descent.

Girl #1: How did your date go yesterday?
Girl #2: Oh things were fine, until he told me his dad would be coming home any minute, and then right then, he gave me the squinty dutchman.

Girl #1: Oh lord. How very dutch of him.

by HulkTits March 29, 2010