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cattle drive

The act of being naked and excited in a window, with many people outside to watch. Bonus points if assless chaps, real cowboys, or a branding iron are involved
We woke up and opened the blinds, but my girl pulled a cattle drive watching the sun come up.
by Camel drive June 11, 2017
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Vigilante Driver

A driver who thinks he's doing the world a favor taking the law into his own hands and teaching jackass drivers a lesson - by being a jackass driver himself.
Tom: Some asshole was tailgating me so I brake checked him to teach him a lesson, but he ended up crashing into a school bus full of kids in the other lane.

Billy: Why did you have to be a vigilante driver? You're as big of a jackass as the asshole tailgating you.
by Weedblack April 4, 2018
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Texas Drive Thru

When an illegal immigrant fucks a United States citizen, intentionally getting them impregnated or giving them an STD, just to get purposely deported afterwards.
“Jess’s boyfriend pulled a Texas Drive Thru on her, what a dumbass!”

“Ok Juan, I trust you, but don’t pull a Texas Drive Thru on me...”
by FTPNUT March 29, 2019
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Colombian Pile Driver

When you dip your dick in cocaine and drive it up your partners arse. (Imagine your dick is a chicken goujon, the coke is the breading, and your mouth is a gaping bum)
Shewadawada was a freak, she requested the Colombian pile driver!
by SchlidFatPrickLid November 7, 2019
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480 DALCROSS DRIVE

480 DALCROSS DRIVE IS HAVING A GARAGE SALE
"GARAGE SALE 480 DALCROSS DRIVE"
by PENISPUCNHER5 August 21, 2021
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drive

(v.) To make a powerful (penile) thrust.


(v.) Maneuvre a car
Most people can't fucking drive, I'll shove thier licence up thier....exhaust.
by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004
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Fat mini-van driver

1. Often a fat chick behind the wheel of an SUV or better known as a mini-van
2. A very dangerous and lazy driver often seen cutting people off and driving others off the road while snacking on a bucket of Hungry bucket chicken and a box of donuts
Damn look at the fat chick drivin while eatin that... oh SH#*@ look the F*** out shes coming right for us! (car screeches by) damn I told you to take the down that stupid sign! (sign reads: ALL YOU CAN EAT!!!)
by MK March 20, 2005
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