Donalda Trampas

The female and Mexican counterpart of a shouldn't-be-that-famous US president that makes walls preventing Texan, Arizonan, New Mexican and Californian immigrants from going into Mexico, promising that she will somehow make Americans pay for it all.

Donalda Trampas probably exists, but also will almost surely not be a Mexican president any time soon, so don't worry.

by Smith dux Wurd July 31, 2017

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donaldo dies canicularesitis

/donaldo•dee-ess•khanee•cue lar es•eye tis/

noun: informal

1. Medical or common term for a contagious nationwide political disease of stagnation, lethargy, inactivity, or decline which affects millions with the potential to spread hate, discontent, and unrest, especially to other global regions.

2. Heat stroke or diminished capacity brought on by global warming, but blamed by current US Leadership and chief advisers on the smoke and heat from too many pot smokers in liberal American states; or as a result of the excessive use of hair salon blow dryers in use in White House Staff bathrooms.

1. The MSNBC news host gagged a little, then said; "Excuse me Mr. President, it's just a little donaldo dies canicularesitis, then sputtered into her coffee.

2. Noting his incredible come back after losing his job at The White House, rap superstar Shah Knee Spicer laughed his ass off after finishing the last verse of his YouTubeRed Hit; Press Punked
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YEAH THAT’S MUH BEEF BOUT THE SCARAMUCCI
GOT ME FIRED WHILE HE DOIN’ A HOOTCHIE COOTCHIE
SO YA’LL JUS’ BETTAH FU-FU-FU-FU-FUCKIN BUY THIS
OR WE ALL BE HAVIN’ DA DONALDO DIES CANICULARESITIS

by PensiveQuills August 15, 2017

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