Joe Dispenza

A "New Age guru" who uses incomprehensible language and a deeply flawed misinterpretation of science to say "Quantum Physics makes anything possible", and that you can choose a future "in the quantum field through by combining electricity from thoughts and magnetism from emotions".

Joe Dispenza: You are a frequency in the infinite quantum field where there is no past, present and future.

Rational person: Errr... What? How?

Joe Dispenza: Because, "5th dimension", "infinity", "eternal", "energy", "quantum field", "frequency"

Rational person: ...

New Agers: Yes, this is the key! The key to life and the universe and everything!

Joe Dispenza: Buy my CDs and come to my workshop

by happybloke42 June 19, 2021

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Big Dipper

an extremely large penis.

did you know Thomas has a big dipper?
Olivia rode my big dipper last night.

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Pez Dispenser

A partner that inserts drugs in your arse with there tongue

I need a Pez Dispenser to party with

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Skinny Dipping

What Ms. Sabrina Carpenter says we must do! To metaphorically take off all your pain and be vulnerable! Or you could actually take off your clothes and hop in water, but that’s cold. Also, I wouldn’t take every line literally because I feel like swimming on the edge of a cliff is a bit of a no-no.

“I just don’t know what to do anymore. I’m afraid to tell anyone how I’m feeling.”

“Girl, get rid of it, go SKINNY DIPPING.”
“I don’t know if I’m there yet.”

“You are, young grasshopper. Best thing you’ll ever do.”

by Twizzlersenthusiast06 September 26, 2021

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