December 20

National fuck a dude day

December 20th is better then Christmas

by Fat ass 1434;33 December 17, 2021

December 15th

December 15th, also known as National Cupcake Day has acted as an early celebration of Christmas worldwide. National Cupcake day was dated by the honourable EDP445s birthday and has grown a mass following of Catholic Priests and "14-year-old boys." .

Person: What are you gonna do for your birthday?
EDP445: Get cupcakes
Cupcake: I'm a 25 year old man pedo
EDP445: What can I say December 15th?

by HaroldTheBot January 5, 2022

December

1) The month when you jerk like fuck and nut all over the walls and floor and even in the family dog to make up for November.
2) The month when Christmas is celebrated.

"I can't wait to nut in December."
"It's December, let's put up the Christmas decorations"

by BoloNotHere November 8, 2022

December 27

The day the most unexplainably perfect guy was born. A guy I never thought I would like, but now we're in a situation ship. I love that one guy who was born on December 27. I hope me and him end up together.

That one guy born on December 27: It's my birthday!
Me: I love you.
That one guy born on December 27: Wha-

by HwangHyunjinsgirlfriend December 4, 2022

15th December

A mad person who likes attention and compliments, they made them feel more epic and more confident. Innit boys?

15th December people are a class clown that everyone finds them underrated but they can be too annoying but thats okay because they are epic and they deserve the choccy milk!!

Everyone wants to be them, they have almost every talent so if you're born in 15th Dec, show them watchu got 😎🤘

A: did you born on 15th December?
B: hell yeah im the best

by succyourmamatoes November 29, 2019

Smackhead December

Every December starting December 1st ending December 31st, is where you smack a bald persons head. it can be your grandma, your grandpa, your mom, dad anyone :)

Omg it's smackhead December let's smack Uncle Bill's head

by I dont know what to think of December 7, 2019

IT december project

Y'know, whenever youre feeling december vibe, and you got an IT project. Thats right, IT december project time. Can be used as a response.

Her: man up and fuckign talk to a boy, all you can do is harasss girls 24/7 get a life

Me: IT december project

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by Bingus January 2, 2021