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Don’t Diddle December

John: I failed NNN so now I’m doing Don’t Diddle December
by Watson my dear December 2, 2019
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decemberween

A holiday made in Homestar Runner cartoons that occors in December when trees are decorated and gifts are exchanged.
This is the worst Decemberween Ever.
by Todd July 16, 2003
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No Shame December

No Shame December, NSD.

A follow up to the widely popular No Shave November, when ANYTHING goes.
Dude A: You went home with that girl???
Dude B: Yes, sir. No Shame December!

Girl A: Jenny, did you really eat that whole gallon of ice cream???

Girl B: Don't judge me. NSD!!!
by Vin V December 5, 2009
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Deceased (noun)

From the verb "To give someone a deceased". This is where you insult someone by shouting the name of one of their dead relatives - a very harsh insult used only when extremely provoked.
Uses of deceased (noun):

Scott: Seriously Tom was bugging the shit out of me last night
Andy: What did you do?
Scott: I gave the fucker a deceased

Tom: Scott you are such a lanky prick
Scott: Shut the fuck up SUE!
Andy: Oooh! You just got given a deceased!
by matrixbadger February 16, 2009
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December 4

December 4 everybody has to be silent at school
by BeepBopBoopBep December 2, 2019
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December 12

December 12 is when you can slap any girls ass for 12 minutes straight, and the girls can slap men’s nipples for 12 minutes straight too
Today, on December 12 i had slapped my mans nips
by Ariana M Walls 💞💞 October 18, 2019
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December 14th

This is the day that tall ass white basketball players were born.
Kid: Dude you're so tall!

Other kid: I was born on December 14th
by Hugh_Kemp October 25, 2019
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