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Dead End

Bro, did you see Dead End’s new piece? It’s the best!
by hahalobbedbro June 1, 2019
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DEAD ASS

When somebody says DEAD ASS it means ther e serious and not fucking around
Person one: I'm fucking sad dood
Person two: I'll make you happy
Person one: how
Person two: HEHE HOOHOO
Person one: Gay ass bitch
Person two: FUCK YOU SAY
Person one: I SAID GAY ASS FUCKIN BITCH
Person two: DEAD ASS IM FUCKING SERIOUS FIGHT ME RIGHT FUCKIN NOW
Person one: *throws punches*
Person two: *dodges* FUCK YOU THINK YOU ARE
Person one: IM FUCKIN SUPERMAN *rips open shirt to reveal superman suit*
Person two: HOLY MOTHER OF FUCKIN JESUS HELP ME NOW
Person one: *gets pushed back by wind* THE FUCK
Person two: HOLY SHIT I GOT POWERS
Person three: no you dont
Person one and two: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU
Person three: I'm super WOMEN
Too be continued..
by Pussy ass bitch < Big dick boy February 10, 2020
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Dead Charlie

The creative art of masturbating without the feeling in your arm or hand. The extremity has "fallen alseep" due to poor circulation in the arm. Ultimately the sensation is that of another person, since you cannot feel your own hand performing the act.
Bill decided to perform a Dead Charlie after his hand feel asleep and was overwhelmed with the false sensation of another person jacking him off.
by BillGu February 21, 2009
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Lake of the dead

A horrible map for Zombie panic!: Source that usually results in any non-mentally challenged player from leaving the server.

Any Counter Strike kids that have started playing ZPS will tell you right away this is there favorite map as it involves sitting in a house full of guns with zombies spawning outside with no hope of getting in.

Map is usually played in order to raise ones rank on the server or as others know it there "epeen"
NormalPlayer:Nextmap
The next map is zps_lake_of_the_dead
NormalPlayer: Fuck that shit!
NormalPlayer has disconnected from the server

CSSKid: Hells yeaz lake of the dead time to ownz some zombiz bitchz
by Wazanator April 15, 2010
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dead cereal

"He's dead!" Lolah cried.

"Seriously?" Darla whispered with dispair.
"Dead cereal Darla."
by Holaholahola November 23, 2013
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wake the dead

incredible song by the used off their new album (that surprisingly doesn't suck at all even though we all thought it would)
it. will. fucking. BLOW YOUR MIND.
it makes me wanna get fucked hard. :)

it's about zombies.
zombies turn me on. bert turns me on. very win/win.
loser kid: "blah blah blah some shit about shit"

sweet kid: "sorry what? wake the dead just came on and i fucking creamed my pants again. this is getting ridiculous."

loser kid: "you what?"

save your day, listen to it NOW!!!!!
by mina loves you December 28, 2008
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Dead Guy

A guy that has no swag.
Alex: "Why don't I get chicks like you ?"
Jacob: " 'cause you are a dead guy. "
by ev0lver May 2, 2011
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