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Dark Ritual

The closest to the so-called 'supernatural' that most of us ever get.

This is a term used to describe the act of defecating in a dark room either with or without deep thought accompanying the act.

Extra effect comes when you turn out the lights as you enter specifically to initiate a dark ritual.
Alpesh: I feel so evil and empowered, yh?
Justin: Really dude?
Alpesh: yhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Justin: Calm down man
Alpesh: I can't yh, I just took a bangin shit n i feel magical
Justin: You mean you've been partaking in far too many dark rituals and have become possessed by the power of blind defecation?
Alpesh: yhhhh dark rituals y0, lets go to kfc
by JustXtreme September 4, 2010
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dark aesthete

what the hell does this mean?
by tom February 3, 2004
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Dark Council

The Dark Council is the leading body of the Sith Empire, serving directly beneath the Sith Emperor, Darth Deceptious. The Council manages the day-to-day operations of the Empire in the name of the Emperor. Each Councilor is a Darth who have been granted the title of Dark Lord of the Sith.
"The Dark Council is the executive, legislative, and judicial body of the Empire."

"Officer: The Dark Council has directly ordered us to invade the planet.
Soldiers: The Council ordered it so it must be done."
by Darth Deceptious July 13, 2019
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Dark ace2

i want to become a dark ace2....
by Paul Geringer December 14, 2003
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Winking in the dark

When you're desperate for a poo, but there aren't any lavatories available/nearby.
Margaret: "What's that smell?"

Geoffrey: "Sorry love, I'm winking in the dark after last night's Madras"
by matticu5 June 1, 2016
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Darkness Shade

The alter ego of Ryan who first appeared in the fic "The DDRist Kingdom".
He is also the weilder of the 2nd keysaber.

While not evil like most dark sides, he is rather perverted to an extent and can be incredibly ecchi; despite this, he still can act like a complete gentleman and is also a skilled fighter.
"Oni!" Dark shouts as he runs around pointlessly. (From one of Dark's personal moments.)

*A CCS H manga falls from Dark's jacket* "How'd that get there? Look over there!" *yoink and dashes off* -Dark in his interview from 'Behind the Dance'
by Darkness Shade January 25, 2004
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Elvira, Mistress of the Dark

That's the name of the comedy/horror movie that she's in. She's Very Sexy & wears an Extremely revealing long black dress & is Gorgeous! She's a great actress & icon.
Some of her friends think she looks like Elvira, Mistress of the Dark!
by Starchylde June 8, 2016
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