Squirrel Dancer

A desperate and unattractive person (Typically, but not exclusively female) on the dancefloor of a nightclub that makes a pass at a man during the last few minutes before closing.

A friend may observe: "Careful mate, the Squirrel Dancer will go twice round the floor, then home for your nuts."

by Dr_Retro December 22, 2008

Chef Danger

A chef that succesfully combines random ingredients while using proper technique and intelligent spice combinations to create new and unusual dishes.

white chocolate, bacon, and basil ice cream ? That chef danger is not afraid of flavor.

by chef douche de baggio February 1, 2010

Designated Dancer

Noun: A person assigned to dance with another person whom attract dubious and sketchy drunk guys trying to rape them on the dance floor.

Girl 1: Oh my gosh, here come those sketchy guys!!
Guy#1: I'm the designated dancer, I'll make them go away.

by yourdesignateddancer May 24, 2011

Man Dander

Non-Fecal non-urine human matter left on toilet seat.

He flushed but he still left half a pound of man dander behind.

by Zaucha July 4, 2011

slot dancer

A patron of a casino who wildly waves her hands, beats her fists, shouts at or otherwise makes a spectacle of herself while playing a slot machine in an attempt to force the machines internal random number generator to give her money. They are also responsible for leaving the huge, oily hand print smears all over the video poker and keno machines as they believe that rapidly tapping on the screen with their palms will increase the chance of their numbers coming up.

The slot dancer playing the panda bear video slot machine was urging the reels to stop on the jackpot by pounding on the screen and shouting encouragement to the soulless device.

by Redwizard000 May 8, 2013

stiffy danger

in danger of getting a boner

i was sitting with a girl that i had no attraction to. but she took off her shirt, and bam. stiffy danger

by samiluna312 October 20, 2013

hang dangers

The tits of a woman, usually at the age of 40 or older that sag to the point that they drag along the ground. Usually they require the use of the infamous "Over the shoulder boulder holders". They can also be referred to as fried eggs hanging from a nail. Usually unassuming and appear large and appealing when clothed but when unleashed they're given away by the classic double thump or " thump thump!" Approach any suspect hang dangers with caution, unless you're into that kinda stuff.

Dude, Joey's mom has a nice rack!

-friend- Yeah, but they're freakin hang dangers man! I totally caught her getting out of the shower and I swear to God she almost tripped over them.

by TheDude41780 March 11, 2015