Slippery Dylan

The act of tongue punching your grandma, usually unexpectedly.

The other night I walked in on my sleeping grandma and I put my tongue in her anus, in other words I pulled off a "Slippery Dylan".

by SeedyRay May 29, 2017

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Dylan Melby

Biggest fuck up to ever exist. Attracted to children

That guys in love with a freshman, wow must be dylan Melby.

by Elizabeth177 May 13, 2018

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dylan mays

Dylan has the biggest penis. He gets all the bitches and pussy. When he's alone with a special someone, he tears it up.

I want to be like Dylan Mays

by Jose Quantam February 1, 2017

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Dylan Dent

A dirty little rat who emotionally blackmail people and mentally abuses them

Gets jealous his boyfriend is moving to Australia

Oi my ex is Dylan Dent

by hard”112 April 15, 2020

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dylan j

once was gay for brevin but then was cheated on and is sad and plays fortnite with rick

“you can call me gay but don’t call me a dylan j”

by livxtay April 15, 2020

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the perfect couple and can never be broken apart. even if they break up and find a new romance they always find a way back to each other. Dylan and Jill have a special connect that can never be broken. they will one day get married and have 3 kids together. Dylan has a deep adorable voice that Jill craves and Jill is a beautiful mystery that only Dylan has solved. Dylan and Jill are perfect for each other <3

person #1 : Dylan and Jill are a cute couple.
person #2 : I wish I had a romance like Dylan and Jill

by Dylans cute voice May 15, 2020

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