don't hold your breath

When people hold their breaths, it's mean they're expecting something happen. So this means as an advice that "don't expect, it will not happen"

You can’t touch me now there’s no feeling left
If you think I’m coming back don’t hold your breath
What you did to me boy I can’t forget
If you think I’m coming back don’t hold your breath
(Lyric Don't Hold Your Breath - Nicole Scherzinger)

by SunnyApple July 19, 2011

You don't say?

An expression which appears in rage comics as a cartoonized version of Nicolas Cage. The phrase is a response to anything obvious and functions the same as "No shit, Sherlock" and "thank you captain obvious".

Some guy: I'll tell you a big fact.
Me: And... what is it?
That very guy: Stars don't blink! It's the atmosphere that makes stars look like if they blink!
Me: You don't say?

by Definitiosis January 6, 2013

what is this I don't even

An phrase used (usually on the internet) when something is so mind-blowingly stupid that you don't even have words to describe it.

Also used to indicate confusion.

Also see wat.

hitler4EVAR114: Has anyone ever been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

inoscopedjfk69: what is this I don't even

by Luthian November 2, 2011

I don't mean that in a bad way

a prhase used to remove offensiveness from a statement, similar to i'm just sayin'. this phenomenon was first explained and used by comedian Dom Irrera.

Let me tell you something ok? Your sister is a bit of a slut - now I don't mean that in a bad way - but she gets around if you know what I mean.

by TDesmo October 11, 2008

Don't Hate the Player, Hate the Game

Something a cunt says to justify cunty behavior.

John: "I fucked your girl."
Dill: "What the Fuck?"
John: "Don't Hate the Player, Hate the Game."

by Santa's Brother May 3, 2018

I don't mean to be rude

I'm about to be rude, but I don't care, so brace yourself.

Person 1: I don't mean to be rude, but I completely hate you and wish you would burn in hell.

Person 2: WTF?

by lynz87 August 23, 2011

i don't fucking know

An angry expression of ignorance generally used in response to a specific inquiry.

- How do you think the cat got up there?
- I don't fucking know!

by FuckIfIKnow November 26, 2013