by Scorge The Demon October 14, 2022
"Oh I think I forgot to grab cheese at the store" "You are a deceiver. The Demon Of Babylon. The cheese was within the car this entire time you fool."
by MoldingCroutons December 14, 2024
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Man 1 : Hey Jim! The demons are coming
Jim: T̵̢̡̢̧͇͍̘̠̠̩͍̦͕̯͙̲͉̱͎̖̹̯̜̙̙͙̤̪̜͔͖̘͇͉͈̖̫̬͕͈͇̈͌̍̓̂̉͒̊͆̃̀̈́̎͆͂͋̔̈́̒̑̄̉̃͗̾̔̔̈́͌́͘͘̚͜h ̛͔̙̣̎͋́̃̈́̂́̅̓̄̅͊͊͗̏̀̈̃̇́e̴̢̨̢͓͇̠̙̙̬̮̙͔͇͚̺̜̪̲̗̖͓̰͎͍͈̖̜̩̠̝̤̪͑́̈̏̀̈̆͊̅͊́̌͐͌́̋͊̅̾͛͑̅̈́̂̃͛͑̑̓̔̀͋́̌̆̀̚͘̚͝͝͠͠͠͝ ͎̩͉͇͓̳͔̳̠̮̼͙̩̮̹̑̔̀̍ ̶̡̨̧̧̹͎̠̜̮̯̗̘̭̻̣̩̦̫̖̖̟̝̥̮̤̺̽͒͐́̀̈̃́̒̔͋̑̓̕͜͝͠ͅͅa ̢̧̧̣͕̪̤̪̗̖̻͕̲͍̫͚̬͙̲̺͇̬̜̣̱̣̰̘̩̦̬̝̪͉͓͉͖̀̄͊̑̆͐̎̈́̅͊̍̾̇̉͛̒ͅͅr ͙̟͕̺̮̫͈͇̣̰͉̍̔̀͌̀͗̈́́͋̒̾̒́͛̀̎̅̆̊̆̓̿͂͐̔̈́̾̈́̄̄͐̈́͌̂̓̅͂̓̒̆̀̾̊͂̍̍͘͠e ̡̧̡̧̢̧̧̲͖̳͖͎͉̱͙̣͉͉͍͓̤̻͇̘̬̞̭̩̮̦̮̤̗̣̤͉̬̼̙̫̯̔̑̈́͌͆̈́͜͜͜ͅ ̵̡̢̧̡̧̨̗̪̜͔̙͖̫͈͔͍̫̘̫͇̭̥̱͚̦̝͚͔̠̣̼̬̗͖̤̖͓̯͓̫͊̔͑́͋̓̐͗̅̀̐̈̈́̃̚̕͠͠ͅͅc ̧̢̪̱̖͎̝͍̤̜͍͚̪͔̼̯̯̞͇̖̥̺̱̗̥͚̯͓̓̀̾̿͂͗͋̐̈́̓̏̄̿͛̿̂̆̐̒̾͆̑̐̋̃̍̈́̏͒̈́͒̀̓͋́̂̀̕̕͘͠͝͝͝ͅơ̵̡̛̛͈̦̲̰̠͈̫͍̪̻͇̻̼̙̣̤͖̼̬̮̮̩͍̠̤̖̪̩̪̤̋̂̈̾̏̉̂̓̓̌͊̽͛̄̈́̌̓̀̈̑̔̒͛͊̿̇̇͂̑̈̾͛́͌̊̎̏̈́̀̓͂̒̈́̕̕͘͜͜͜͝ͅm̴̡̛̪̝̺̥̬͍̠̟̙͉̯͉̻̘͖̗̞̩̩̥̳̻̝̝͙̙͔͎̻͚͕̮̈́̀̇͌̀͛̐̈́͌̑̅̋̈́̏̅̌͑͋̂͒̃͂̔͘͘͜ͅî̵̧̨̨̨̡̛̛̛̛̖̗̠͈͔̤̘̹̩̱̭̤̣̠̯̻̲̝̪̪͖̠̫̳̭̞̮̞̹͕̼̙͎̤̗̝̲̳̳̗̯͉̱̍͒̈̌̊̉̓̉́́̀͒͛̑̓́̊̊͌̋̈́̅̐̀̑͊̀͋͌̚͘͜͜͠n̵̡̝͉͔̔͊̀̓̈́̒͂͊̉̊̀͋͠g̵̨͎̖̰̳̞̰̰͖̰̯͉̪͓̩̖̜͈͈͎̳͎̱͕̖̮̲̦̙͓̩͖̪̭̟̰̬͍͕̮̟̓̔̋̒̐̆̔̊͋̂̈͆̑͒̓̃̀̊̌̇͗̂̄̈́̑͛̎̀̾͂̓͑̔̑͆̽͂͘͠͝͝ͅ
Jim: T̵̢̡̢̧͇͍̘̠̠̩͍̦͕̯͙̲͉̱͎̖̹̯̜̙̙͙̤̪̜͔͖̘͇͉͈̖̫̬͕͈͇̈͌̍̓̂̉͒̊͆̃̀̈́̎͆͂͋̔̈́̒̑̄̉̃͗̾̔̔̈́͌́͘͘̚͜h ̛͔̙̣̎͋́̃̈́̂́̅̓̄̅͊͊͗̏̀̈̃̇́e̴̢̨̢͓͇̠̙̙̬̮̙͔͇͚̺̜̪̲̗̖͓̰͎͍͈̖̜̩̠̝̤̪͑́̈̏̀̈̆͊̅͊́̌͐͌́̋͊̅̾͛͑̅̈́̂̃͛͑̑̓̔̀͋́̌̆̀̚͘̚͝͝͠͠͠͝ ͎̩͉͇͓̳͔̳̠̮̼͙̩̮̹̑̔̀̍ ̶̡̨̧̧̹͎̠̜̮̯̗̘̭̻̣̩̦̫̖̖̟̝̥̮̤̺̽͒͐́̀̈̃́̒̔͋̑̓̕͜͝͠ͅͅa ̢̧̧̣͕̪̤̪̗̖̻͕̲͍̫͚̬͙̲̺͇̬̜̣̱̣̰̘̩̦̬̝̪͉͓͉͖̀̄͊̑̆͐̎̈́̅͊̍̾̇̉͛̒ͅͅr ͙̟͕̺̮̫͈͇̣̰͉̍̔̀͌̀͗̈́́͋̒̾̒́͛̀̎̅̆̊̆̓̿͂͐̔̈́̾̈́̄̄͐̈́͌̂̓̅͂̓̒̆̀̾̊͂̍̍͘͠e ̡̧̡̧̢̧̧̲͖̳͖͎͉̱͙̣͉͉͍͓̤̻͇̘̬̞̭̩̮̦̮̤̗̣̤͉̬̼̙̫̯̔̑̈́͌͆̈́͜͜͜ͅ ̵̡̢̧̡̧̨̗̪̜͔̙͖̫͈͔͍̫̘̫͇̭̥̱͚̦̝͚͔̠̣̼̬̗͖̤̖͓̯͓̫͊̔͑́͋̓̐͗̅̀̐̈̈́̃̚̕͠͠ͅͅc ̧̢̪̱̖͎̝͍̤̜͍͚̪͔̼̯̯̞͇̖̥̺̱̗̥͚̯͓̓̀̾̿͂͗͋̐̈́̓̏̄̿͛̿̂̆̐̒̾͆̑̐̋̃̍̈́̏͒̈́͒̀̓͋́̂̀̕̕͘͠͝͝͝ͅơ̵̡̛̛͈̦̲̰̠͈̫͍̪̻͇̻̼̙̣̤͖̼̬̮̮̩͍̠̤̖̪̩̪̤̋̂̈̾̏̉̂̓̓̌͊̽͛̄̈́̌̓̀̈̑̔̒͛͊̿̇̇͂̑̈̾͛́͌̊̎̏̈́̀̓͂̒̈́̕̕͘͜͜͜͝ͅm̴̡̛̪̝̺̥̬͍̠̟̙͉̯͉̻̘͖̗̞̩̩̥̳̻̝̝͙̙͔͎̻͚͕̮̈́̀̇͌̀͛̐̈́͌̑̅̋̈́̏̅̌͑͋̂͒̃͂̔͘͘͜ͅî̵̧̨̨̨̡̛̛̛̛̖̗̠͈͔̤̘̹̩̱̭̤̣̠̯̻̲̝̪̪͖̠̫̳̭̞̮̞̹͕̼̙͎̤̗̝̲̳̳̗̯͉̱̍͒̈̌̊̉̓̉́́̀͒͛̑̓́̊̊͌̋̈́̅̐̀̑͊̀͋͌̚͘͜͜͠n̵̡̝͉͔̔͊̀̓̈́̒͂͊̉̊̀͋͠g̵̨͎̖̰̳̞̰̰͖̰̯͉̪͓̩̖̜͈͈͎̳͎̱͕̖̮̲̦̙͓̩͖̪̭̟̰̬͍͕̮̟̓̔̋̒̐̆̔̊͋̂̈͆̑͒̓̃̀̊̌̇͗̂̄̈́̑͛̎̀̾͂̓͑̔̑͆̽͂͘͠͝͝ͅ
by Easd January 19, 2023
by Deadwolfslayer8 May 18, 2021
AHHHHHH a Demon Bush!
by Helloitsmevictoria August 14, 2019
Demonic females say they want equality with males when they really want power over us; they also say things like "a woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle", and especially, "Feminism is theory; lesbianism is practice." Attrib. to Ti-Grace Atkinson. Demonic females would love to rid the world of us.
That biotch was saying in the maintenance office that "beer makes me randy", when she knew damn well no man could talk like that around women and keep his job; she is one of those demonic females.
by John Edgar Boston June 11, 2021