dead meme

a really crusty unlikeable meme

person: ay man did you see this pepe meme?
me: ew no man that's a dead meme

by ferroot69 October 27, 2017

Dead me

To cut someone off.

Chonga: He tried to dead me bro!
Me: what an ass!

by Beverlyhillbabexoxo January 23, 2018

DEAD ASS

When somebody says DEAD ASS it means ther e serious and not fucking around

Person one: I'm fucking sad dood
Person two: I'll make you happy
Person one: how
Person two: HEHE HOOHOO
Person one: Gay ass bitch
Person two: FUCK YOU SAY
Person one: I SAID GAY ASS FUCKIN BITCH
Person two: DEAD ASS IM FUCKING SERIOUS FIGHT ME RIGHT FUCKIN NOW
Person one: *throws punches*
Person two: *dodges* FUCK YOU THINK YOU ARE
Person one: IM FUCKIN SUPERMAN *rips open shirt to reveal superman suit*
Person two: HOLY MOTHER OF FUCKIN JESUS HELP ME NOW
Person one: *gets pushed back by wind* THE FUCK
Person two: HOLY SHIT I GOT POWERS
Person three: no you dont
Person one and two: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU
Person three: I'm super WOMEN
Too be continued..

by Pussy ass bitch < Big dick boy February 10, 2020

dead sheep

V. The act of shearing someone's pubic hair while he/she is intoxicated or passed out.

Tony was so intoxicated last night, I dead sheeped his 31 years of man growth.

by AMacAttack September 14, 2013

Dead Crackers

A funny substitute for DeadA$$.

Are you "DEADCRACKERS" right now?
Dead Crackers though, you need to hop off.

by cj2009cj February 4, 2012

wake the dead

incredible song by the used off their new album (that surprisingly doesn't suck at all even though we all thought it would)
it. will. fucking. BLOW YOUR MIND.
it makes me wanna get fucked hard. :)

it's about zombies.
zombies turn me on. bert turns me on. very win/win.

loser kid: "blah blah blah some shit about shit"

sweet kid: "sorry what? wake the dead just came on and i fucking creamed my pants again. this is getting ridiculous."

loser kid: "you what?"

save your day, listen to it NOW!!!!!

by mina loves you December 28, 2008

Dead Situation

a situation dats not true, or will neva happin

boy: a shawty i herd u fucked o boy round da block
girl: nigga dats a dead situation he stright kickin da whale wit dat 1.

by poohbaby2505 August 23, 2009