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dark rum

See rum, but darker.
by kevinsimo April 13, 2011
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Dark Ritual

The closest to the so-called 'supernatural' that most of us ever get.

This is a term used to describe the act of defecating in a dark room either with or without deep thought accompanying the act.

Extra effect comes when you turn out the lights as you enter specifically to initiate a dark ritual.
Alpesh: I feel so evil and empowered, yh?
Justin: Really dude?
Alpesh: yhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Justin: Calm down man
Alpesh: I can't yh, I just took a bangin shit n i feel magical
Justin: You mean you've been partaking in far too many dark rituals and have become possessed by the power of blind defecation?
Alpesh: yhhhh dark rituals y0, lets go to kfc
by JustXtreme September 4, 2010
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Dark ace2

i want to become a dark ace2....
by Paul Geringer December 14, 2003
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dark swap

when you are bangin a girl/guy in the dark and you get off and tell them you are going to the bathroom. meantime your buddy is waiting to trade places with you, and your buddy preceeds to go into the room wher the girl/guy was left in the dark and finishes the job. works best if the second person doesn't talk to avoid comprimising the situation.

a.k.a. double dippin, taggin out, or calling the bullpen
dude, that dark swap we pulled last night was brilliant. she never knew it wasn't you when i was bangin her.
by rappatap November 26, 2007
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Darkness Shade

The alter ego of Ryan who first appeared in the fic "The DDRist Kingdom".
He is also the weilder of the 2nd keysaber.

While not evil like most dark sides, he is rather perverted to an extent and can be incredibly ecchi; despite this, he still can act like a complete gentleman and is also a skilled fighter.
"Oni!" Dark shouts as he runs around pointlessly. (From one of Dark's personal moments.)

*A CCS H manga falls from Dark's jacket* "How'd that get there? Look over there!" *yoink and dashes off* -Dark in his interview from 'Behind the Dance'
by Darkness Shade January 25, 2004
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Winking in the dark

When you're desperate for a poo, but there aren't any lavatories available/nearby.
Margaret: "What's that smell?"

Geoffrey: "Sorry love, I'm winking in the dark after last night's Madras"
by matticu5 June 1, 2016
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Elvira, Mistress of the Dark

That's the name of the comedy/horror movie that she's in. She's Very Sexy & wears an Extremely revealing long black dress & is Gorgeous! She's a great actress & icon.
Some of her friends think she looks like Elvira, Mistress of the Dark!
by Starchylde June 8, 2016
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