Lax Crush

When one laxer exhibits crush like symptoms on a fellow laxer.
Usually caused by great swag or general talent in the game.

Person 1: Dude did you see Mac rippin' twine today? Hes so good.
Person 2: You have such a lax crush.

by Laxonyou911 January 17, 2010

Fuck Crush

A sexual crush that has no romantic attachments.

Dude....he's such a douche.
Yeah, But I'd tap that... he's my fuck crush.

by pritzypritzy June 15, 2011

Skittles Crush

When you have a small crush on someone, but nothing too serious.

"I hooked up with that guy last weekend, skittles crushing so hard"

by swagged out gucci October 8, 2011

zodiac crush

when you like someone or believe you will like someone based on their zodiac signs.

"i facebooked her. she's a leo and born in the year of the ox! i think i'll buy her flowers."

"you so have a zodiac crush on her."

by Jason Yeung August 18, 2009

colon crusher

1.A homosexual who performs balls deep anal intercourse on his male counterpart.

2. Another name for a homosexual.

1. It took James several days to walk normal again after he received a colon crusher from Bill.

2. If you walk into a gay bar, you are more than likely to see more than just one colon crusher.

by agent6 March 5, 2011

Crush Culture

A song by Conan Grey

Person A: Oh you like Conan Grey, what's your favorite song?

Person B: Crush Culture

by ghfvtjtjfrnchtukkdhi December 31, 2020

crushendo

Stands for Crying, Shitting and Wanking at the same time

A Crushendo is something best performed at an ex's wedding as a token of the passing of the beacon.

by SovietUchiha September 13, 2010