SIMP CUCK

All guy who just converted from a closet queer but now dates a women that bangs every cock in town as he sits in the corner crying using his own tears as lube watching her get rodded out.

OH Look!!, there's Gerrett, his girl fucks every real man in town as he watches, he's such a simp cuck bottom bitch!!

by Fuckman33 January 31, 2026

Cuck of the world

It's where you watch your wife as she getting gang banged by massive cocks while in the corner your jerking off with a lot of excitement

That kid Tim acts like he's a cuck of the world that's what I've been hearing.

by cuckmasteroftheworld February 2, 2026

Van Cuck

A man who voluntarily lives in a van and travels cross-country to support his wildly successful girlfriend (athlete, influencer etc), only to spend his nights parked outside arenas, hotels, or training centers while she’s inside getting absolutely railed by someone with an actual bed. He survives on gas station snacks, secondhand glory, and blind devotion, convincing himself he’s part of the journey instead of the punchline.

James "Last night I drove all the way to Italy to support my girlfriend at the winter Olympics!"
Harry "You mean you went all that way to watch her get fucked by hot male athletes from the carpark"
James "uhh"
Harry "You're such a van cuck"

by Vancuck1000 February 14, 2026

Cuck

A guy who sits in the corner of a wrestling match recording a girl he’s not even dating

Yo who’s that guy recording Kimora’s match?
That’s Brody, he’s a huge cuck. Kimora is talking to her ex.

by kingzahir February 17, 2026

Software Cuck

A developer or tech enthusiast who prioritizes corporate "interpretations" and cloud-tenancy over Hardware Sovereignty. They willingly accept Implicit Trust models, forced telemetry, and "kill-switch" obsolescence from companies like Microshit 💩 or Faketel, effectively allowing a third party to "cuck" their relationship with their own physical silicon.

Usage: "Did you see that guy defending the new Windows 🪟 Recall feature? Total software cuck behavior. He doesn't even have Ring 0 authority over his own kernel."

by Jkbizy37 February 23, 2026

Cuck soup

The act of eating/lapping another man’s semen out of your girls coochie, until completely removed from said coochie.

“Yo, I hear Riley’s been on that cuck soup diet, poor guy”

by LordFarquad6969 February 24, 2026