Crunchyroll

Another word for an uncircumcised penis.

"Yeah, I woulda fucked him, but I found out he had a crunchyroll so I left his ass."

by Prenroke August 25, 2018

crunch mouth

1. Someone who has more than the average teeth count (between 26 and 32 are the acceptable numbers).

2. Someone whose teeth are severely impacted to the point where closing their mouth causing them pain.

3. Someone whose grill(see def) is socially undesirable; if you were to kiss them or place you genitalia into the mouth, you may be injure your tongue, castrate your penis and/or clitoris.

4. Patrick Scott's wife; "Heather Scott".

Man, throw that crunch mouth bitch some rocks to chew on and watch her spit out gravel.

by P3 October 31, 2004

crunchlet

Feces that has dried on to hair surrounding the anus. They are commonly found in a roughly spherical shape and require extraordinary effort (adding water) to remove.

I had a mad case of the crunchlets this morning. Had to soften them up with a spray bottle.

by nobodyfamous2 January 25, 2011

Granola crunchie

Someone who is always outside, eats organic food only and is a straight up loon

Gerry look at that guy in his hammock, what a granola crunchie

by coolerthanyou101 August 23, 2015

Chuncho

Any dog made at least mostly out of junk parts or trash that can be found lying around.

What the hell did that homeless guy build? It looks like a chuncho.

by Dragon Paragon May 21, 2009

cruc

crucialword

Wow, you pulled a really cruc maneuver.

by jbark January 30, 2003

cruch cruch

See crucial, the shortened form of crucial.

Dag! That j0nx is cruch cruch!

by ura-kit February 6, 2003