crump

when you poop while gettin fucked in the ass and shit everywhere

i know this girl who just got crumped on the pool table

by bigdick2345242 November 17, 2007

pussy crip

1. gangsta lookin for some pussy.
2. gangsta with associates to deliver the goods.

mlbnhl88(12:22:06 AM): <-

by bui October 2, 2003

Chimp

dirty whore

look at all those chimps

"chimps have big testicles so they can have loads of sex. a chimp is a whore"

by colin miles December 7, 2003

crip

A Blue-ag wearing gang that originated in the 1960's. The Bloods are the rivals of this group.

This crip bKe cKrippin cKuzz

by brandon November 21, 2003

Crump

the safe version of mosh

i like crumping cause its safe and gay

by cheeses October 9, 2008

Crump

Circular savoury bread snack 7.5 metres in diameter. As they are too large to fit in most toasters or be eaten in one sitting, the scaled down 'crumpet' is far more popular today.

Since the divorce Christmas dinner has meant munching 2 buttered crumpets in solitude. I miss the years that me and the family would share a full sized crump.

by Sgidgwintinliser September 21, 2009

Skateboarding is not a crime

Our excuse for fucking up peoples property. Our immediate response when a grumpy old guy tells us to beat it.

"Get off my lawn you little punks!"
"Hey, man! Fuck off! Skateboarding is not a crime, dude. You can't do crap."

by xDark_Alleyx01 August 22, 2016