Block Captain

The captain, commander, or leader of the “block”.

If you want to hit that lick, you gotta get the ok from the Block Captain.

by G.H.E.T.T.O. G.O.D. April 4, 2023

talking to the captain

felating a woman's clitoris. Term derived from the slang for a womans clitoris 'The man in a boat'.

'Right then Barry' declared sharon 'first things first, I want to see you talking to the captain before you stick that cock up me - its not all about you!!'

by chesterpest January 22, 2010

Sailing with the Captain

A Song by the Celtic rock band Dust Rhinos about Drinking lots of Captain Morgan Rum

I was sailing with the Captain, he'll show me the sights, I wish tomorrow morning would be as good as tonight

by btm321 December 1, 2010

friend zone captain

That guy who is straight, but still gets friend zoned by every girl he comes into contact with.

Why do I have to be a friend zone captain?? I ain't that ugly.

by P3N1S H3R0 November 17, 2016

I am the captain

Someone who thinks they're the leader but really they're way below that.

"Look at me, I am the captain now."
"Shut up andre."

by Stancehasantsinhispants March 30, 2017

captain

(Australian Slang)- Captain Cook ; To take a look.
To look at, or to point ones attention to

Take a captain at the set on her

by sok August 26, 2003

captain

v.t.; to appropriate unabashedly and often imperiously something not belong to oneself, usu. not of great value; to steal shamelessly

I put my coat on the back of that chair to reserve it, but Bob just came over and captained my seat!

by atemperman April 20, 2003