subdivision cowboy

a guy who adopts a pseudo-country aesthetic and personality while living in a suburban area. can be seen cruising around the subdivision in their unbeaten lifted chevy silverado, listening to morgan wallen with their blonde spray tanned girlfriend in the passenger seat. probably has fluffy well kept hair and works for their dad's contracting company.

He's never felt dirt on his hands in his life, he's just a subdivision cowboy!

by 123890567 July 19, 2025

Cowboy Bob

A snarky, priveleged & sadistic old timer that got checked. Yippie kie Yo MTF!

After years of being stalked & terrorized she finally checked Cowboy Bob.

by Cashcowstampede August 31, 2025

Cowboys Fans

Delusional Fans who always think its their year. Havent won a super bowl since 1997

Cowboys Fans are insufferable

by CowboysHaterOfTheThirdArmy September 11, 2025

Cowboys Ride

A type of fetish where a male lays down naked and another male rides his shlong and the dude laying down jerks the male riding him until he creams

Hey dude
Hm
Want me to give you a cowboys ride?

Sure why not

by Darianyen September 27, 2025

Cowboy pants

When teh jeans are so soaked in cum they have a weird texture.

Hey my cowboy pants are are stiff as the socks under my bed.

by Texas fuckboi October 2, 2025

You a long way from the ranch cowboy

A quote from a street urchin from the game red dead redemption 2, ts will become a meme in like 2034 idk

Arthur: hello, gentlemen

Street urchin: you a long way from the ranch cowboy

Arthur: okay, okay.

Street urchin: *gets scared* come on gotta go! *runs*

by joshua lionel cowen October 13, 2025

Queer cowboy

A facial hair style consisting of a handlebar mustache with a soul patch

I saw a dude out snowmobiling who has a wicked queer cowboy

by Fred Q Smith October 21, 2025