creampie cowboy

a man who likes to cum in a lot of women.

joe never brings rubbers on a date he is a real creampie cowboy

by nastynikk September 21, 2020

paper cowboy hats

The disposable paper toilet seat protectors, found in public restrooms.

Hey, look at these great paper cowboy hats, I found in the restroom. Try passing them out while at the airport, to strangers. Make up a sign that says, ‘Get, your free paper cowboys hats here’.

by Navydude83 March 18, 2018

Dallas cowboys

Imagine a pile of shit, and that pile of shit takes a shit, and eats THAT pile of shit and it throws up, and the THROWUP takes a shit and has sex with that shit, and they have a baby who eats another pile of shit, and then takes another shit.

“You see that really big pile of shit?”
“You mean the Dallas Cowboys?”
“Oh sorry yeah”

by bobmarley0021 October 21, 2018

cowboy butts drive me nuts

A statement one would make if they are attracted to cowboys with nice butts.

Ya know, I never really used to be into southern boys, but ever since I visited Texas for about a week with my friend Sabrina, I can honestly say that "cowboy butts drive me nuts"

by 19dorama73 January 25, 2024

Blowfish Cowboy

Closeted married men who often preach their straightness to their friends but can be found at gay orgies typically in the cowboy position

You hear John’s wife caught him at a gay orgy? I had no idea he was a Blowfish Cowboy!

by Crinklecutcucumbers July 18, 2023

Nautical cowboy

Sex on a jet ski in cowgirl position while on the ocean

After I rolled her from her starboard side, she rode me in the nautical cowboy till the seals came home

by Nickrad158 July 27, 2018

Cowboy Carter

One of Beyonce's best works.

"Sorry, I must listen to Beyonce's new album, Cowboy Carter, releasing on March 29, 2024."

by Hmmleommm March 20, 2024